🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

Its beer no chance

And you remember the introduction of Black Tower?

@lifeintheslowlane was a connoisseur. He wouldn’t sink beneath Mateus Rosé.

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That was a spell check on conni sewer

Or Gavstars

How true. This is our friends, Jerry and Jean at Porto airport waiting for our flight home. I bought the ladies a real treat while we waited…
BTW Gerry is a great muso…used to be a Melody Maker and Sounds staffer, with some great stories.

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I think we will all miss Mateus.

And his Rosy cheeks

Gone on to the local lager San Miguel pale pilson.

That’s so flat it looks like a specimen.

Tastes like one as well

And before you ask have you never had a girl piss on you during a slight encounter?

Sadly, I’m not possessed of a sufficiently romantic nature for that.

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Wish me luck :crossed_fingers::crossed_fingers:

It is 6.2% so that should take the edge off

It didn’t actually taste of anything, very bland in fact .

You’re welcome to the hangover.

WTAF?

Have you considered the possibility that the company had a duff batch of ordinary beer, and decided to put the most repulsive description possible on the can in the belief that anyone buying such shite couldn’t possibly have any sense of taste?