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Originally posted by @cobham-saint

Originally posted by @Sadoldgit

They certainly do. And I still cant find my car keys!

Was it a long walk home then?

Fortunately not, but we will have to find another way of swapping partners in future :lou_sunglasses:

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Right, going to crack open a beer or three as Mrs C_S is back late.

Now that @pap has fixed the @thingy for us mobile users I shall be amusing myself with alternative monikers for people this evening.

Prepare to unleash hell @cobham-saint

:lou_lol:

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I’m on my first. Been a tough old day today. My boss left the company, and he brought me in. Couldn’t handle the limbo so pootled off home. Spoke with the new boss later. S’cool. Good reason to celebrate.

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So, what, just the eight hour day today, then?

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It was a situation not helped by my insistence that I be myself in the workplace.

We all know how problematic that can be.

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I’m in the Rockstone with Mrs Bletch.

Call themselves a proper pub?

Don’t even serve Brewdog*.

Having to make do with Velo Dog, a sour and string pale ale.

Mmmm.

*home of Punk IPA, probably the best beer in the world.

Originally posted by saintbletch

I’m in the Rockstone with Mrs Bletch.

Call themselves a proper pub?

Don’t even serve Brewdog*.

Having to make do with Velo Dog, a sour and string pale ale.

Mmmm.

*home of Punk IPA, probably NOT best beer in the world.

There you go, corrected for you yet again

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Well I’m on my third so you lot can fu zzzzzzzzzzzz

I love you.

Zzzzzzz

riginally posted by saintbletch

Well I’m on my third so you lot can fu zzzzzzzzzzzz

I love you.

Zzzzzzz

Jeez, he’s done three…he’s never managed that much before.

Do you think he’s got a problem.

Shall we do an intervention?

At least you’re not a violent drunk, @saintbletch .

Unless “Zzzzzzz” is code for “get the bats out”.

You want some?

You want some?

You want some I’ll give it to you!

Zzzzzzz

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rumtastic

@saintbletch I doubt you could fight anyone, you can barely stand after a sip of your fizzed up barley water!!

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Originally posted by @cobham-saint

riginally posted by @saintbletch

Well I’m on my third so you lot can fu zzzzzzzzzzzz

I love you.

Zzzzzzz

Jeez, he’s done three…he’s never managed that much before.

Do you think he’s got a problem.

Shall we do an intervention?

Its OK. Mrs Belch will have drunk 2 of them.

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Tbh getting through that 1st pint was harder than drinking 241 pints of OSH.

Also noticed on the menu in normal hours they charged (other people) £15 a BOTTLE.

Was happily unconscious at 9pm as that shit slowed me right down. The 2 pints took 2 hours to evaporate from the glasses or I’d have been gone by 6!

It was actually a work do. Now I’ve become a first rate App developer (no training required) we can afford these little luxuries.

Now off to ensure I block my membership number & annoy Eric in his attempts to get a Wembley ticket

A couple of glasses of a well rounded white Macon from Burgandy, followed by a bottle of Spanish red made with the Petalos grape, one hat I have never had before, but apparently one to watch out for as it gains popularity. Finished with a glass of Marlborough Pinot Noir.

i love Terravina

wandered back home for a Westerhall night cap

passed out on sofa

woke up at 3am

crawled up to bed

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I could make an exception to my “lover not a fighter” mantra with you @btripz .

I was only going to have a couple but I ran into @rust-cohle 's cousin who bought me the third.

2 1/3 pints of this and I was unconscious.

Just noticed that it’s bloody vegan-friendly.

I prefer animals to have been killed to make my beer (I believe Brewdog uses unicorn livers in Punk IPA).

Very nice though.

You know this @ant ?

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Oi @saintbletch are you calling me fat?

Now not only is @saintbletch going to be plugging his shite at every opportunity he is going to tell everyone he is a Vegan by way of introduction.

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Were you thusly attired last night @saintbletch

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