🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

It was an absolute pleasure.

I love it when people come in and fully embrace and appreciate the spirit of the place. Made my night.

Sometimes it can become a bit of a case of slinging pints. Yesterday was anything but. :heart:

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We were in Derbyshire this last week and spent an enjoyable afternoon in Thornbridge brewery tap room doing just that. I love the whole “third pints on paddles” thing in a tap room. Great way to broaden your tastes.

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Not my best move to cycle home through Riverside Park as it was fucking dark. However, I didn’t fall off and I was really, really brave.

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Only £6.15 next to Selfridges
Who cares

How fucking much?

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London Waterloo brewdog - two pints of pale ale - £14.40

Why was I in Brewdog - taking refuge from what I discovered on the Waterloo concourse

Pride weekend was if full swing

Calling @SO5-4BW

Mate am here

You around?

Too late

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Right, the Friday call with Halo is in the bank for another week and all I’ve drunk is a couple of nice but workday beers (Hop, Skip and Juice Pale by Vocation and Lost Cosmonauts a DDH IPA by North Brewing) but the weekend is looking more interesting:

Beak Brewery is one of my favourites and this Mystery Box arrived today:

Regular readers will notice the Caves Imperial Stout that got an honourable mention above.

BBQ with family and complete lush of a Brother-in-Law tomorrow so expect some ‘reviews’.

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OK, here’s a Friday quiz.

What links the following numbers with the following image?

4.7, 6.5, 7, 7.4, 8, 8.5, 10 and 10

and

:fearful:

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Cunts.

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Alcohol content.

Nobody reckons you’ll get past 6.5 without an amusing story about you getting in a pickle….

:wink:

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We have a winner!

Who in their right mind decides to put two Triple IPAs at 10% in the post to @NotBletch - with other shit north of 7%?

Depending on how it goes, this post could be used as evidence in an upcoming trial.

:fearful:

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10% beer, ffs. For me, a few of those is a one way ticket to Cuntsville, a likely divorce and a night in the cells.

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In my defence I have been on the sauce since midday

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On your second marriage then?

Twice bitten and all that

:wink::joy:

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What if you were born and still live in Cuntsville?

In my experience (and anyone that knows me), Cuntsville is very much like Hotel California.

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I am the Mayor of Cuntsville. I just go by a non de plume.

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In the olden days on here, someone would have made you a badge thusly:

The Worshipful the Mayor of Cuntsville, Councillor Numpty Boi.

But @BTripz doesn’t know how to do it

Psst I’m using powerful reverse psychology on Big Bad Bob. Let’s see what happens. Don’t tell him.

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But isn’t @Shroppie our very own bona fide “mayor” ?

Am happy to have a “Numpty Mayor” though.

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