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Happy New Year everyone.
Wife and self have both had cold/virus/flu and were feeling sh#t so we cancelled our NYE arrangements and went to bed early. Sums up 2022! Hoping for a better year.

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PMSL.
I think I saw this coming
:rofl::rofl:

Here we go again - Dry January (well until the 27th when I intend to end it with a piss up in Bruges)

I have my Lyres cane spirit and Lucky Saint ready to go

Today I discovered alcohol free guiness - I genuinely cannot tell the difference- in fact I may even prefer it to the boozy version - total game changer

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If you happen to go into one of the larger Tesco’s try and pick up a six pack of Leffe alcohol free. That’s a lovely beer.

Corrected it for you.

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Definition:

BEER

noun

An ALCOHOLIC drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops.

Hence, beer which is not alcoholic is not beer. That is all.

Tell me that doesn’t look like a good pint

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Looks like a half to me.

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It’s a massive coaster

If you remove the tar from a cigarette, is it still a cigarette? :thinking:

From Wikipedia…

Low-alcohol beer is beer with little or no alcohol content.

That’s when their profits collapsed. :grin:

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These are cocktails - apparently

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:nauseated_face::face_vomiting:

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Look more like ice-cream sundaes :ice_cream: :rofl:

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Given the tight little pink rings and the squirted cream finish, I’m assuming those are the pornstar specials you alluded to earlier.

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No - much worse

In fact they’re more trifle-like - with alcohol added and party rings and sprinkles- what’s not to like?

Still barf inducing

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Back on the drier part of January

This isn’t half bad

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Looking at the Team News, I may not have consumed enough alcolhol for my mental health tonight.
Need a bleedin’ enormous Bloody Mary asap

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