Happy New Year everyone.
Wife and self have both had cold/virus/flu and were feeling sh#t so we cancelled our NYE arrangements and went to bed early. Sums up 2022! Hoping for a better year.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
PMSL.
I think I saw this coming
Here we go again - Dry January (well until the 27th when I intend to end it with a piss up in Bruges)
I have my Lyres cane spirit and Lucky Saint ready to go
Today I discovered alcohol free guiness - I genuinely cannot tell the difference- in fact I may even prefer it to the boozy version - total game changer
If you happen to go into one of the larger Tesco’s try and pick up a six pack of Leffe alcohol free. That’s a lovely beer.
Corrected it for you.
Definition:
BEER
noun
An ALCOHOLIC drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops.
Hence, beer which is not alcoholic is not beer. That is all.
Looks like a half to me.
It’s a massive coaster
If you remove the tar from a cigarette, is it still a cigarette?
From Wikipedia…
Low-alcohol beer is beer with little or no alcohol content.
That’s when their profits collapsed.
Look more like ice-cream sundaes
Given the tight little pink rings and the squirted cream finish, I’m assuming those are the pornstar specials you alluded to earlier.
No - much worse
In fact they’re more trifle-like - with alcohol added and party rings and sprinkles- what’s not to like?
Still barf inducing
Looking at the Team News, I may not have consumed enough alcolhol for my mental health tonight.
Need a bleedin’ enormous Bloody Mary asap