I’ve also primed myself ready for the game but now thinking priming could be sufficient entertainment.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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It’s Wednesday, the only weekday I have a beer usually. I’ve necked two pints of Carlsberg Export and I am already annoying the missus.
She is saying things like “I hate you” and “do you ever fucking shut up?”
Just like last Wednesday.
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One of my favourites. 
Could have been me.
I got shit for screaming & annoying the neighbours after my 1st Vodka
Look at the state of this beer pulled from my fridge. No clear way to open it. Letters upside down.
I did find a ring pull on the bottom but after it has been tampered with this much, why chance it?
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I made the bus after the delay to the horror show.
I need a lot of beer and maybe some bantz
Also it appears to be French, so there’s another reason not to risk it.
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Never imagined Pap was a Stella chugging wife beater tbh
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It’s Kronenbourg. 
Still French…
Enjoying sitting in Mrs P_F’s favourite bar, surrounded by attract
Love how I learnt all the cheat codes to karaoke in Dibai.
Not so keen that I got snagged by a drunk bitch. Mrs 3will PMSL
I am allergige to it so dispose of it now
Eh?
I think Phil may have been violently attacked by Mrs P causing the post to become incomprehensible before it tailed off into a bizarre ending.
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BBC News - How Ukraine war led to a new Indian beer in Poland
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Mrs P_F heard the story.
Saw the pics taken by a pal who I knew was there
And has been mercilessly taking the piss out of me & my hangover all morning.
What was the story though?
Young drunk lady decided she was going to sing a duet with me.
She pulled some Dirty Dancing moves and at the end of the song snogged me.
I will admit she had very large bewbs, and a larger bottom half, had that glazed look like she drunk a spiked drink intended for someone more attractive and the 3 lads from Manchester she’d been harassing bought me a beer and thanked me for letting them get away and go somewhere else.
Said lady was last seen arguing with the bar staff to let her back in as they tried to lock up.
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