If that comes to fruition I will need a suicide watch as life will just not be worth it.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Fear not. It took them more than thirty years to turn smokers into pariahs, so unless you’re planning on drinking and gambling your way to 120… 
3000 pubs sell my favourite alcohol free lager. Probably because it’s bloody good. These establishments will have my business, no issue 
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I think this is the Covid thread, right?
Yep I notice one of Lady Slowlane’s beauty products is “Vegan Formula”…read the small print and it seems, no animal testing, exclusively tested on Vegans.
Good to know. 
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LITSL still thinks the only one available is Barbican. 
And, lest we forget…
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I can taste it now….
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Shock news Cobs doesn’t have Covid!
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Don’t worry - have a beer tasting on the 27th and then I am back in the saddle
4 weeks of pent up abstinence to be unleashed upon the contents of my wine cave
And plant based anything can fuck off
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Yay!
They all made it home safely!
Add to the Doombar, OSH, & 2 Shepherd Neame IPAs should last a few special occassions
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A rare midweek night with beers involved. Drinking Carlsberg Export.
What makes me laugh is that when Carlsberg advertise their green shit they say “it’s probably the best lager in the world”, but their own export is better.
I can only presume that the marketing executives of the day were loaded enough to not have to drink either.
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Back in my sordid youth I was briefly an aficionado of Carlsberg Special Brew. 
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Tennents Super was another one and Sainsbury’s did an own brand which was similar, brewed in Germany as I recall. Don’t see it these days.
Good times.
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A.K.A Tramp fuel.
My brother in law once brought round some Crucial Brew, looked a bit like a can of Red Stripe but was 11%. Now, that was a tramp’s wet dream. 
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Baz’s Bonce Blower
https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/parish-bazs-bonce-blower-bbb/18009/
Experienced this once many years ago when The Windmill on the A30 just outside Bagshot was real ale heaven (it isn’t anymore)
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The marketing guys of the day were piss taking lads
They had the brass neck to advertise the green shit as “the best lager in the world”. As you can imagine several beer companies took umbrage with this and off to court they went
The judge agreed that this was too necky however in his summing up he said had Carlsberg said probably the best lager in the world then that would be ok - so they did
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Newquay Steam Bitter, they sold one that was 8% and like treacle.
Lads at my uni used to drink Special Brew and Merrydown snakebite, that is until one of them decided to jump from the balcony around the Student Union dance floor, caught his trailling foot and nose dived onto the floor.
He was so pissed he only broke his nose but them snakebites were banned afterwards.
Elephant Beer…
Nom nom nom
No No No
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