🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

We may have an intruder/spy.
I just received a present from the neighbours.

A truly Gargantuan jar of Pickles

:male_detective:

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My fucking head hurts.

Cunts!

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That should keep you regular

:flushed:

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Oops

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Just replenished my stocks of Urban Island 4.5% Perception and am getting stuck into the last 4 episodes of Valhalla Murders.

Fuck off World.

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Cvnts.
No not you lot.
Who ever brought the £1.25 a bottle Russian Champagne for midnight

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Stone the heritic

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1st beer of 2021

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Got up for the football not going back to bed
Beer in hand

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Hops is one of my 5 a day

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Don’t forget chips, they count as well.

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This was a really big story on the news here last night.
Cant wait to try it!

Dung and the bubonic plague?

Different.

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Day nine in the dry house

Things have got desperate - tonight we shall be trying alcohol free gin

Please let January end

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WTAF?!?!

Is there really such a thing? Whoever invented that needs to be hung, drawn and quartered, he says while pouring a nicely chilled Sauv Blanc - hic! :clinking_glasses:

:wink:

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I’ve never understood the point of alcohol free beer or wine or anything. If you don’t want to drink alcohol drink Schloer or something like that.

It’s right up there with vegans having bacon flavour plant based discs…

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I sort of get the beer thing - it’s nice to have something which is not sweet to drink

As for this gin thing - fuck knows what’s it’s like, but hey in for a penny

We are having a neighbours quiz tonight - one round is called “who drinks in a house like this”

One of the neighbours kids went round and took photos of everyone’s bottle recycling boxes when they were put out this week - I have a feeling we are going to be shamed

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The first shots went down when the Polish dude fell off the mountain at the start of after on Tea.
Still going 2nd bottle just came out.
I’m doing a good job of sipping slowly. Mrs P_F

:face_vomiting:

Although, tbf, I could be tempted by Gin free Alcohol.

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We have wheelie bins round this way. But even I’m hard pressed to beat some of our neighbors judging by the noise made when their bins are emptied.

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