🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

Quiet night at the mother in laws for me. Too much food, got thrashed at Monopoly now dealing with grumpy eBay cunts. Yes of course it’s my fault that the Italian mailman hasn’t delivered your fucking £2 badge. And how fucking cheap are you if this has ruined your christmas. Cunts.

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Surely the postage is more than the badge! Mi dispiace.

yep.

Have a fridge full of this stuff

Cracking drop

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If anyone EVER offers you a glass of Eastern European Sparkling Wine (ie Russian Champagne), bend over & eat your own Genitals.
It will be less painful

Reminds me of the 30p Sankt Petersburg “champagne” I bought from a kiosk in said city many years ago. Good times.

Having said that, Moldovan sparkling wine, especially Cricova is good if you like that sort of thing.

Odd. If you change a few letters in “cin cin everyone” this could be any post @saintbletch makes on this thread.

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Oh dear. not impressed then?

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Images of Bletch on a Bus after a Chinese sprang to mind

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Oh that made it even worse

What time did you finish drinking last night and start today ?

8pm.
Had a 4am alarm call, 2 hour drive through freezing Fog, black ice & snow for 1st trip of the day to here.

Would have preferred to join my brother in laws destroying my vodka stocks but double time and all that

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On this confusing is it a Mondsy or Friday vibe dsy. We have cracked open some fizzy wine from my partner’s boss. I’m also making a roast (with a lot of food from my parents). What could go wrong?

This is the drink that inspired @saintbletch to mint a badge specially for me. Twisted Nose gin from the Winchester Distillery, mixed with Fever-Tree elderflower tonic and finished with a slice of pink grapefruit. Could it be more middle class? Could I? Clearly not.

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The fucking meat course for a start.

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looks yummy

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Wrong, wrong, wrong it should, of course, be made with Fever Tree Mediterranean tonic water.

Going out on a limb there, old chap. The makers of both the gin and the tonic recommend elderflower, and who am I to disagree? On the other hand, as I also have Mediterranean tonic in the fridge, I could give your suggestion a try. Would you still have pink grapefruit?

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Not sure, pink grapefruit is quite bitter is it not. If you go the Mediterranean route you might want to change that up to strawberries and raspberries…

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