🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

You already have my number, big boy.

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Sadly dear boy, I am 480 miles away so my pickled old cucumber must stay in the jar

Your loss, as well you know.

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Not sure if I’m pissed or stuffed. Just leaving ‘fat’ Tangs on Above Bat and feel like I’ve swallowed a couple of pigs.

Plus train isn’t running somneed to high tail it to the buss…cunts .

Looks like you got your wish then do what’s the problem?

Too salty so dehydrated.

The good news is that I won a Hitler mustache in the cracker.

Swings and roundabouts.

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That’s not a tach, it’s a squashed Bat signal

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Went out.
The town was shut.
Ffs.
Retired to my “penthouse suite” ok bed in the attic with squishy feet feet a bottle of Vodka & some Scarlett Johansen movie in Polish wondering how the fark I’m gonna dig the van out in the morning.
Place may be shut but it sure is pretty

I spent some time in a Brewdog the other night.

It was not entirely unpleasant.

However, McCoolies, the tackiest bar in Concert Square, was better.

Is that what we are now calling a drunk pick up and closure?

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Cin cin everyone.

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Is it too early for a large Cognac?
Hmmm…never too early…Cin Cin :lou_lol:

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I had one of those this afternoon - very nice

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It’s a cracking bevvy. 7% so needs a little respect.

I’d post a Bletch word. No booze during Wigilia…

Son arrived with a dozen assorted bottles of nonsense.

This Belgian shit is 8.4%.

Twat.

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Steel Tank. 1 till 3 30.
Bookshop 4 till 6.
Guide Dog 6.05 till … cunts!

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I’ve had this many a time on draft but it lost something on the translation to the can.

I’ve got all mine in the Polish Fridge (yeah, the balcony) ready for tomorrow.
Local IPA with some Tsyie to follow.
Been served a curve ball for tomorrow. Need to leave home 5:30am for a REAĹY busy day xack & forwards to the Mountains on Boxing Day

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