Should he put a dress on as well?
Lounge suit and Ascot would be preferableā¦
Reasonably middle class, although the slight deviations suggest a wannabe as opposed to the fully fledged
To reach the true heights, try a āThe Botanistā with the standard Fever Tree and a slice of Blood Orange.
Less ādesigner or fancyā which the mark of true class
Oh, I do like the blood orange suggestionā¦
See I had you down as a class act the moment I heard you ride a bicycle. Your delight in my class suggestion merely confirmed this.
No, pink grapefruit is probably less sharp than raspberries, though not as sweet as strawberries.
Iām with @BTripz here - that does sound most appealing. Truly, sir, you are a gentleman of taste and discernment. Chapeau.
Iām wearing one already, you fat fool. I borrowed one of @saintbletchās blouses, which makes a most splendid and voluminous dress for me.
I, of course, am going to ruin it all pretence of middle classness and imbibe a far amount of Captain Morganās Dark rum, neat.
It is oneās duty to share such delights and help bring a touch of class to the the gargantuan pickle threadā¦
See I had you down as a philistine the moment I spotted you hanging out on that rather common rum thread, when we all know the single Malt thread is where the true middle class hand out (with the odd upstart)
Another 10 days of early starts before any chance of a proper pickle.
Am I the only Sotonian who is allergic to Gin?
OK, Iāve switched tonic and am now on Mediterranean. However, Iāve also switched gins, to a Barcelona-produced beauty called Rambla 41. Now this, with its citrus, slightly peppery notes, is a perfect match for the tonic, Still going with the pink grapefruit, as a slice of lime would be a tad sharp for this.
Yeah but I donāt like meat so no need to force yucky food down my throat.
Youāre at the top of the food chain, Nicola.
I can see you with a classic pink gin (gin and angastrua bitters) in a silky dressing gown⦠or is that Bletch?
Fucking tossers.
Gordonās gin, orange juice (with bits) slices of lemon, oh and ice.
Tastes like orange juice with a hint of orange juice and high notes of orange juice.
Cunts.
You will Have to apply again next year now if you want to join our middle class gin club, what with that shocking revelation⦠thank fuck you didnāt suggest Schweppesā¦
Itās a new cocktail and Iām calling it āTap it. Unwrap it.ā
Cunts.