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Life in the Shire.
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I hates hobbitses.
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Nice hobbitses buy you lovely tasteful shirtses.
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A kindred spirit - I too have had my toenail nail bed removed on the big toe on my left foot. (that’ll teach you for uploading pictures in high def).
Mine was football, what caused yours?
A short fling with the Duchess of YorK. 
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Bad hygiene I think
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Ol. I had discovered a Vinyard in the next village, Zelkow.
It has a vinyard.
They are showing their wine here and have a bottle up for the charity auction.
It sells in the shops around the world for £250.
A BOTTLE!
Wont be guzzling any of that.
I have the beer tent & bbq
A gargantuan sausage to go with my pickle this evening
250 knicker for a polish wine??
Blimey - what is called?
Do the polish eat anything else but sausage?
Not at village fetes
Polish reggae rap fvcking rocks.
Or I need to drink less Zwiec beer
I’m pissed. End of.
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11.20am.
Beachfront bar.
Gratuitous bit of leg.
Sorted for a couple of hours watching the world go by.
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Cunts.
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Cunts