I’m with you sister 
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Has your school already broken up for the holibobs?
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Seems like weeks ago unless he’s become a raging alki
Edit: more of one…
Yep. Will you marry me?
Hmmm. May not have thought things through with this driving malarkey.
Home at midnight last night out at 7am, home at 7pm. Out at 6am tomorrow back at 5pm.
But out 6am Saturday home at 1:30am Sunday.
Meant I missed the invite to watch Mrs P_F on her 1st training day working as a waitress in a cocktail bar… ( to learn all the roles) for £10 all night.
Bugger.
Don’t do it Niki…it was me last week, now I’m not good enough. 
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Well gosh this is a little unexpected. It is the 2nd proposal I’ve had. The last one was via text message after a friend had some cheesecake I made.
Not 100% sure either are meaningful.
Also not into marriage.
Enjoy the school holidays!
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A lucky escape. He would have wanted a longer train than you.
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You could always have said no.
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You know how it is…a few drinks, a little seductive music, a candle-light dinner. Two weeks later I feel used and really cheap. 
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Apologies one and all - especially @Intiniki but it seems like my account was hacked by a tall, bald bloke wearing a weird shirt who had had too much alcohol. Oh, and he’d been dared to propose to the next woman he spoke to.
Also, @lifeintheslowlane, it’s not you, it’s me.
x
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You mean you’re used and really cheap?
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Well that’s the first time that’s been used on me…has a hollow ring to it…or is that me. 
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Oh that old excuse. “I was dared to do it”.
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In the pub with 3 police officers and my manager. 
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Put Bletch down as officially jealous. 
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It’s ok. Already home. They have gone off to drink more and eat.
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I have had a few wee drams after a busy week…and am fucked off with all the shit we are in and headed for… Cunts indeed, but that is more directed at those who have let this shit happen and actively encouraged it…
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Bookshop. Overdraft. Witches Brew. Caskaway. Olafs Tun. Paddle and Peel.
All done by bike. Geriant Thomas would have struggled to keep up (although he might have passed me over Itchen Bridge but would he have got his round in?)
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Geraint Thomas is struggling to keep up with everyone at the moment
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