🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

[BTripz]

I’m glad you pointed this out, flip flops are beach wear, nothing else, for the beach only.

[Polski_Filip]

For MoT. Proper chicken soup.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Sooo wrong guys… they (flip flops) are useless for the beach as sand in the toe bit is horrid… and these were on feet to allow me to walk to the pool and back without burning feet on stone that you can fry an egg!

(Beach should decent neoprene thingies)

Crocs? For kids and poser wankers. As for ‘timberlands’ well they do a bit of a range… but prefer my Merrell uniflys

Sun burn is as nasty as it looks

[Polski_Filip]

That sunburn needs Aloe Vera straight from a bush.
Or 6 bottles of the finest local plonk, whichever is closest

[Goatboy]

You appear to have forgotten your socks.

[pap]

I am having four beers tonight and I do not care. I have been diligently chowing down on my latest shit-burger, requested last week and wanted for August 1st.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

The knee length white ones are reserved for when juvenile unit is expecting friends round to enact maximum embarrassing day tendencies… I tried to tell her I was aging in a ultimate cool like John Peel way and she says ‘who?’

[lifeintheslowlane]

Gotta be with sandals…socks and sandals are soooo…this year.

[Cobham-Saint]

@lifeintheslowlane

Gotta be with sandals…socks and sandals are soooo…this year.

True

Socks’n’sandals: how the faux pas went mainstream

[lifeintheslowlane]

Of course and more so if you are rockin them with veins on the calf like a map of the Orinoko Delta. You’ll make the glossies…no sweat.

[Cobham-Saint]

You been peeking at my legs mush?

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

One day I will find the1st communion pic of me as at 7 in Sardinia getting g the priest’s blessing in socks and sandals… thank fuck the only time religion really touched me, I was was old enough to tell it to fuck off

Anyway on a lighter note, tonight I am drinking so really shitty local wine… but after the Gin it’s acceptable pain relief for my burnt legs

[CB-Saint]

Merrily getting twatted.

[pap]

Do you think your wife’s nickname, The Ayatollah, is a product of you being so twatted at 10pm that she sounds as if she’s screaming Farsi at you?

And appears to have a beard that’d make Gandalf envious?

[Polski_Filip]

Socks and Crocs only way to be sure to offend everyone

My Glasto campsite outfit.
Yes, they were free. Donated when I had a snapper pass for Desert Rock & earned one of my best blags being onstage filming Muse’s encore

[pap]

I would have asked for the rest of the Teletubbie costume.

[Cobham-Saint]

@pap

I would have asked for the rest of the Teletubbie costume.

You’ve won the Internet tonight @pap

[pap]

I think not, but I’ll keep sending the cheques

[BTripz]

Pub Quiz Night tonight in my local, many an Abbot Ale has been consumed.

No leg shots though…

[Intiniki]

yeah not sure I need to see all these leg shots.