4 cans of various Wild Stag offerings…a can of Oh Vienna (very nice)
A barbecue…
And now am enjoying a Bishops Finger sat next to a fire pit
4 cans of various Wild Stag offerings…a can of Oh Vienna (very nice)
A barbecue…
And now am enjoying a Bishops Finger sat next to a fire pit
Think this is apt
George Dawes.
He’s a baby. He’s a baby.
Cunts.
George Dawes.
He’s a baby.
He’s a baby.
Cunts.
Drinking games being played.
I e added Red Bull to my vodka & trying not to embarrass myself with the bridesmaids.
Ouch
Its 1:15 am.
I’ve just danced with a Bridesmaid.
More importantly I’ve just poured another Vodka.
Shat yourself yet?
Couple of close calls
I may have fallen asleep while having a pee just now. Bottle #9 delivered.
Crap
How will we get home? There will be taxis, it’s all arranged., or just get an Uber.
There were no taxis, no Uber coverage.
There was a bus.
Anyway, long story short I dozed off on the bus about 1:30 having been told it would go soon. It dropped us off at 4:30.
Seems I did my 1st ever Goatboy, they couldn’t wake me.
Apparently I was strapped in a seat on the back row flopping like a rag doll as bus went down country lanes. I’m blaming the meds
Edit:
Oh and yeah, it was well weird, getting on the bus at about 1:30, and getting off to find it was daylight.
Hopefully that’s all the cousins married and I DON’T have to do that again
What about the cousin’s cousins?
Aaaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uhm… just consumes couple of extremely fresh wild brown trout from the BBQ with some nice local small pots done in salt and foil - washed down with some cheap rose
Back on the local beer now …
#middleclass?fuckyeah
I am in desperate need of decent booze to calm my nerves … was doing dutiful dad with Kayak done the river Lot… only to be fucked over by the rapids… tossed over board smashed leg on rocks as hurtled 50metres down stream before resurfacing… what’s more this seems to wash off factor 30 sunscreen and end up roasted …