What nearly 50 year old has light blonde hair anywhere. (Rhet.)
Cunt.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
Are you a former Eastern European Arsenal footballer?
Andre, is that really you?
I still have a fair amount on head … thin but still there… and scrotum obviously. Do you succumb to the modern Trend for shaving your pubic region to make you look like an alter boy at a Catholic Bishop convention?
I hope not
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I have now pickled my cucumber
Too much rose, beer In the heat has left its toll
Belay that thought I’d found a way to put video up here
Polish wedding music.
Arrgh
9 more hours of this
Fuck it’s like ‘Eyes wide shut’!
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An acquaintance of mine shaves his nether regions because according to him it makes his knob look bigger.
That is why Porn stars do it apparently… when you have one as large as mi…
Back in a minute! Trying something else
Yes!
Send an Exfil team, for the love of God. 8 more hours of this.
I’m too sober for this.
On the upside my stomach (thx to meds) is now allowing me to wash down vodka shots with proper actual Danish Carlsberg.
Get drunker
Grab guitar
Grab mike (or other bloke. Boom boom)
Belt out ‘knocking on heavens door’ and watch the ladies flock to you
Repeat after more booze
There is a ripple in the time continuum as I replied to this several posts back … or at least I thort I did… what the duck am I drunk in
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Nah I thought I’d uploaded the video but clicked the wrong image so had to dive over to dump it on twitter for you.
I’m currently taking Stock of the situation
Now my post will confuse… you know what fuckwittage takes place on here!
You’re talking g to the pisshead who beat the lead singer of The Scorpions for a £100 1st prize in a karaoke competition.
It would be Ruby, Buggles, and for this lot probably Paint it Black by the Stones.
Unfortunately Mrs P_F would now me down 50 feet short of the stage, then get up & sing more Polish stuff…
Anything more than a mouthful is a waste. That’s what i keep telling myself anyway.
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