🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

Yeah if i’m about. Will look into it soon.

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Just back from honeymoon. No gushing, just a handy summary of how I spent my time.

One of these tipples was this little rocket - when in Rome, etc:

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I have just got back from a weekend of debauchery in Labuan.
I am more tired now than when I went ashore for rest and recuperation. Rule 1 does not apply as what happens in Labuan stays in Labuan.

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Good work fella.

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Who’d have you?

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Nice one Dickie B!

BTW those are some of the smallest cider glasses I’ve even seen.

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Tuborg lager Bletchy. Very cold bottles, not so cold glasses, so small pour amounts worked best in 32 degrees :grinning:

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Is Tuborg still a thing?
Whatever next? Guess Watneys will make a comeback.

Oh wait…

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Fucking hell. Unity Conflux.

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My 2 ciders were quite strong. At one point I completely lost track of what I was saying and just gave up.

Apparently I fell asleep mid conversation with my grandad.

When people tried to wake me, I babbled incoherently.

Yes, thank the lords the train actually terminated at Bournemouth otherwise I may well have been spending the night in Weymouth…

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Got your own back on the old git then!!!

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I appear to have broken ribs.

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Cunts.

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How?

No idea.

What a marvellous example our Leadership have set.
Standards of misbehaviour almost reaching Tory politician levels.
With examples like this being set week in and week out how are we even able to maintain decency and decorum on this forum.
Next up you’ll all be going on a Steve Bannon management training course.
FFS

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I have sore knuckles if that helps.

Google maps tells me I/we left the Shooting Star at 2:36am.

Is that true?

Oh, fuck, I remember dancing too.

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No idea. Mrs G thought we were going to have go to A and E. She is not particularly happy. I think I may have been hit by a train.

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Blimey. South Western staff are taking these train strikes to a different level.

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