Train strikes Bird Strikes Goatboy Strikes.
Yep I see a trend
I now feel I should have stayed to ensure you all got home ok without injuries. Because generally I am that person.
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Remind me who was the other lady there when I got there?
And who the fuck was Gavin? He obviously liked Belchās shirt.
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Sorry I missed you, Kenny. First time Iāve been down to Southampton for ages and I had limited time (more limited than I conjured, as it goes).
I got pissed on Belgrave Road Industrial Estate. I can genuinely say thatās a first. Cracking day, with a beautiful epilogue.
Eyesight appears to have improved massively in the past 24 hours.
The terrifying prologue was first realising this whilst looking at @saintbletchās face and shirt.
@redjoane shared her new her name for me with the brain trust. Itās āgappy blind cuntā.
I tried to move her on it during the car ride up, suggesting āGappy pappyā. She insisted we keep up the āblindā and ācuntā parts, so āGappy pappy blind cuntā I became.
Iām hoping to negotiate her down to āgappy pappy cuntā by the time we leave for Glastonbury. Iām realistic. I know Iāve no chance of shifting the cunt. Heās stuck with me for life, blind or not.
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Michelle who knows Goatboy. IRL.
Gavin = Michelle?
Confused, but whatever.
There was a woman called Michelle. I donāt know what the Gavin thing is.
Why-o-why am I now in The Cricketers drinking prosecco.
I suppose it is getting me match fit for Glastonbury.
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Undiagnosed alcoholism?
Gavin was the random guy that turned up and started trying to chat Michelle up, he was drunk but less so than us I think.
I saw him when I came out of the loo but he soon disappearedā¦
Must have been after I left.
Maybe. More like binge drinking as I donāt drink much.
She protests too much, eh?
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One word amended to correct that for you
Thank goodness I donāt have work tomorrow.
Now sharing a bed with this one. So unlikely to get a decent nights sleep. She is tiny but takes up so much room!
Been out on the beer in Portsmouth. Ate at a place called Pie and Vinyl.
They sell vinyl and, um, pies.
Cracking grub.
Took and passed the Two Pie Challenge.
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That bottom one looks a tad burnt.
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It was called Back to Black and had black pastry (squid ink / charcoal?) It had a version of beef wellington inside. Lovely.
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No gravy?
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Yeah, choice of gravy or liquor with creamy mash.
Also a choice of 2 toppings - in the photo is cheese crumb and crispy shallots.
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I thought your psoriasis was playing up.