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Train strikes Bird Strikes Goatboy Strikes.
Yep I see a trend

I now feel I should have stayed to ensure you all got home ok without injuries. Because generally I am that person.

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Remind me who was the other lady there when I got there?

And who the fuck was Gavin? He obviously liked Belch’s shirt.

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Sorry I missed you, Kenny. First time I’ve been down to Southampton for ages and I had limited time (more limited than I conjured, as it goes).

I got pissed on Belgrave Road Industrial Estate. I can genuinely say that’s a first. Cracking day, with a beautiful epilogue.

Eyesight appears to have improved massively in the past 24 hours.

The terrifying prologue was first realising this whilst looking at @saintbletch’s face and shirt.

@redjoane shared her new her name for me with the brain trust. It’s ā€œgappy blind cuntā€.

I tried to move her on it during the car ride up, suggesting ā€œGappy pappyā€. She insisted we keep up the ā€œblindā€ and ā€œcuntā€ parts, so ā€œGappy pappy blind cuntā€ I became.

I’m hoping to negotiate her down to ā€œgappy pappy cuntā€ by the time we leave for Glastonbury. I’m realistic. I know I’ve no chance of shifting the cunt. He’s stuck with me for life, blind or not.

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Michelle who knows Goatboy. IRL.

Gavin = Michelle?

Confused, but whatever.

There was a woman called Michelle. I don’t know what the Gavin thing is.

Why-o-why am I now in The Cricketers drinking prosecco.
I suppose it is getting me match fit for Glastonbury.

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Undiagnosed alcoholism?

Gavin was the random guy that turned up and started trying to chat Michelle up, he was drunk but less so than us I think.

I saw him when I came out of the loo but he soon disappeared…

Must have been after I left.

Maybe. More like binge drinking as I don’t drink much.

She protests too much, eh?

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One word amended to correct that for you

:kiss:

Thank goodness I don’t have work tomorrow.
Now sharing a bed with this one. So unlikely to get a decent nights sleep. She is tiny but takes up so much room!

Been out on the beer in Portsmouth. Ate at a place called Pie and Vinyl.

They sell vinyl and, um, pies.

Cracking grub.

Took and passed the Two Pie Challenge.

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That bottom one looks a tad burnt.

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It was called Back to Black and had black pastry (squid ink / charcoal?) It had a version of beef wellington inside. Lovely.

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No gravy?

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Yeah, choice of gravy or liquor with creamy mash.

Also a choice of 2 toppings - in the photo is cheese crumb and crispy shallots.

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I thought your psoriasis was playing up.