🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
Can you send me the address of that kebab emporium please?
I fear it has been contaminated with your shirt molecules.
Doner meat is mysterious enough. *
* Richard Donner meat is self-explanatory, but not available in TESCOs
Bletchs night ends at 6.55pm
standard
Bit of a late one to be honest…
Dunno the address but it’s next to The Albion and it’s great. Just down the hill from the station .
Lovely but.got some supplies for later in case I’m low on calories.
Nicely wrapped in your spare blouse.
Cunt. That’s a pair of boxers.
Cunt.
You running around with your old chap hanging out…again?
Yeah and no cunt had noticed, again.
peeping out
In Wetherspoons in Beastleigh.
At least everything is cheap.
What is the Sotonians’ position on cucumber in gin and tonics?
I’m agnostic in a Pimm’s but gin and tonic is weird.
Including you by the look of it.
yum
You’ll fit right in then 
True that. I’m even drinking Fentiman’s tonic.