You need to go and have a long talk with yourself. A couple more (sips) and go find a park bench and youāll be fineā¦try not to scare the locals too much.
Thereās ice (which is basically cold water) in the gin so Iām basically rehydrating.
Cunt.
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And Iāve eaten cucumber which is one of my five a day so itās like being on a health farm o re something.
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Also Mrs Bletch is on fence (Iām not) so no curfew and Iāve got pasties and pies so no need to go home.
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Hendrickās gin (created by the former Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire and England seam bowler, Mike Hendrick) have used cucumber as a USP to brilliant effect. Iām not at all convinced that it enhances the experience of their gin, mind. In a Pimms I prefer fresh mint and strawberries, so maybe itās just me thatās not convinced of the benefits of cucumber in alcoholic beverages.
Oh, and I wouldnāt castigate you for partaking of Fentimanās tonic. Just steer clear of the Schweppes, thereās a good fellow.
This post was brought to you by The Chap magazine (no, Bletch, not that sort of chap)
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Cunt.
Middle-class Loake-shod cunt, if you donāt mind.
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A cunt in shit clothing.
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Come now, Bletch, thereās no call for that. You can always buy new clothes.
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My headās spinning. I think it was the cucumber.
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Just no it is not right.
Try a Colonel:
https://www.thebathgincompany.co.uk/the-canary-gin-bar
Bath cucumber gin, velvet falernum, lime juice, ginger bitters, Mediterranean tonic.
Not right now, thanks @Goatboy.
Also isnāt the falernum the bit between your arse and balls?
Iād prefer cucumber.
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That would be your perineum dear boyā¦very different tastes
I know that really.
The falernum is the groove under your nose that separates the lips.
Perhaps this should go on fun with words thread?
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Now I am using a bone dry to wet my bone dry throat
Quick trip to Hardley to meet the bro at the Vibrant Forest tap room. Now at home with 4pts of chinnook.
I think this might become a regular thing
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Off to a birthday party. I am going to drink quite a bit as Iāve had a ridiculous day at work.
Off to the Crafty Fox for a swift one then off to a party where I will be trying not to get shit faced as Iām working tomorrow.
Pretty sure this enormous Tanqueray Sevilla g and t livener isnāt going to help.
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