🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
It’s harder to miss those pockets. Where are you? Lilliput?
I’ve beat Gulliver 2-1.
Gulliver’s just changed another pound coin.
He’s nothing if he’s not keen.
The short arse loser.
Even his pool table has been tie dyed.
He’ll be down the tailors tomorrow, showing those pics and asking if they can run off some shirts with that design 
My mate Halo doesn’t love playing Gosport rules.
I mean, if you go in off the black that’s two shots, right?
And if you’ve got two shots going on to the black you lose one, right?
Cunts
Pitch report:
The cloth is wet and moves when you touch it.
I always thought Winchester was classy.
Cunts.
If you knew the conditions beforehand you should have used the heavy roller…it’s your own fault. 
It’s getting tense
Back of the net.
Cunts.
Midweek beers. It’s been a tough day at work. I’ve gad to pull more management analogies out of my arse than I ever thought I could shit out.
Daughter has also been in the hospital for a planned minor operation. I spoke to her while she was in recovery. She’s getting discharged now, implicitly meaning that things have gone well.
It’s ok. Penalty shoot out at the kebab shop.
Badda bing.