Originally posted by @saintbletch
Big Druggy Bob, if you’ve got any left I can get you good money for them - down Gosport way.
PM me.
Cheers, Mr 35%
You can have them all mate, Doctor prescribed nearly 4 weeks worth…
PS, what’s happened, or are you popping* recreationally?
*not a euphemism for flatulence
Would you believe gout!
New avatar for you Big Gouty Bob.
If you weren’t such a monumental cunt, I’d have some sympathy for you.
I’ve had gout a couple of times and it’s not pleasant.
You deserve each other.
Probably.
Where is it?
Base of my big toe at the moment
Tonight I will mostly be drinking Hemingway daiquiris.
double rum, single cherry liqueur, double syrup, juice of 1 lime, juice of half pink grapefruit, shaken with ice.
Yum.
I’m on the black currant lemsips.
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Tonight I will mostly be drinking Hemingway daiquiris.
double rum, single cherry liqueur, double syrup, juice of 1 lime, juice of half pink grapefruit, shaken with ice.
Yum.
Have you also vasalened your anus?
Tonight I will be taking it easy thanks to the hangover from hell from last nights endeavours.
he who said you can’t get hangovers when you drink top wines obviously wasn’t trying hard enough.
Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Tonight I will mostly be drinking Hemingway daiquiris.
double rum, single cherry liqueur, double syrup, juice of 1 lime, juice of half pink grapefruit, shaken with ice.
Yum.
Have you also vasalened your anus?
No, that’s where I am keeping my swizzle sticks.
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Originally posted by @Fatso
I’m on the black currant lemsips.
Tart
A little sugar, they’ll be fine.
I am.
Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Tonight I will mostly be drinking Hemingway daiquiris.
double rum, single cherry liqueur, double syrup, juice of 1 lime, juice of half pink grapefruit, shaken with ice.
Yum.
Have you also vasalened your anus?
Did a little we there
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Tonight I will mostly be drinking Hemingway daiquiris.
double rum, single cherry liqueur, double syrup, juice of 1 lime, juice of half pink grapefruit, shaken with ice.
Yum.
Have you also vasalened your anus?
Did a little we there
Not a proper wee?
Little we
Large wee
BIg piss
all relative - joke post was funny, but not billiant
Thick piss or thin piss?
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Little we
Large wee
BIg piss
all relative - joke post was funny, but not billiant
Thick piss or thin piss?
Golden shower
A few pints of Moretti followed by bottle of Shiraz. Not revolutionary but reliable.
My leaving do tonight. Not sure how many g&ts I’ve had. Maybe 6. I feel pretty sober. Sure my head will tell me otherwise tomorrow.
No hangover. I don’t think there was any gin in the g&ts.
Do you actually know when you’re drunk?
I’ve been hanging out with you for over a quarter of a century and I still can’t fucking tell.