Mrs C_ S and teenage mutant #1 gone to bed as theyâre getting up at stupid oâclock to go visit Bath Uni to see if #1 fancies going there next Oct
#2 plugged into interweb
Iâm taking advantage and getting into a box set or two - Have Chardonnay or Chennin Blanc to choose from⌠Hic!
nawty vids? 
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Mrs C_ S and teenage mutant #1 gone to bed as theyâre getting up at stupid oâclock to go visit Bath Uni to see if #1 fancies going there next Oct
#2 plugged into interweb
Iâm taking advantage and getting into a box set or two - Have Chardonnay or Chennin Blanc to choose from⌠Hic!
nawty vids?
I wouldnât be wasting time on here if that was the case.
Mind,you Chardonnay and Chennin do sound a bit like ladies who star in adult fine art movies.
Iâm on the Flower Estates. Got a bit bored and needed to replenish ye olde death sticks.
I headed out at 8:45pm, alone. Decided to head out to the pub where I got offered out the last time. I said I was bored, and itâs local.
Bonus #1 - I remembered names. I have at least one more in the noggin. This is a good thing.
Bonus #2 - There were two groups in the pub, both of which I knew. The first was my old shoplifting crew (nick us, cunts - we were under 10)
Bonus #3 - The other group was comprised of elements of my broâs old crew.
Bonus #4 - The two crews didnât know each other.
Bonus #5 - âBosâ, guest Sotonian in the Liverpool away game, was present. He still remembers Goatboy curling up on a sofa when we were playing PES, saying âItâs not real, itâs not realâ
Bonus #6 - One of the minion mushes was a Tottenham fan, from Southampton, clad head to toe in sportswear. I told him he looked like a fucking scouser. tbf, he did give me some âkeep rockingâ bullshit before he knew I was his bossâ lil mate. He deserved it.
Bonus #7 - I gave some relatively decent adivce to someone without being a patronising or judgemental cunt.
Bonus #8 - Cleared up the last visit and my broâs rage with a couple of hearty âyou know what heâs like!â. Cheap.
Demerit #1 - Was confronted by a person that knew my name, but could not remember hers.
Demerit #2 - Beaten by trivia machine while listening to posh university lads talking about a potential Harry Potter mustical.
Random beers at the closest drinking establishment 9/10
Shoplifting whilst being under 10?
To be fair, youâre only just taller than 10 now.
The amazing thing is that unionhotel, rogue in his day, put me on the straight and narraâ with a well delivered speech concerning âlight fingersâ.
In hindsight, that looks like good parenting, but sometimes I wonder, did he hold me back?
Could I have been Papiarty?
Sadly all headed home at 11.30 so didnât experience the vomit comet. Maybe abother night.
Sticking it out in a weatherspoons that late deserves credit.
Iâve been away from Blight too long.
Can someone put Appâs post into proper 90âs English that I could understand?
âThe Lodgerâ departed to commute for work in UK next week (European Tour Q School), eldest son landed with his wife on a stop over on their delayed honeymoon to Vietnam (you GOTTA go there gang) so Mrs D_P & I demolished some specially imported vino from the slopes of Mount Etna - Gambino Vinyard while watching San Andreas & a bunch of Eureka episodes.
I thought weâd overdone it when Eureka seemed to merge with warehouse 13 and went happily to bed & dreamt that Rickie Lambert got on the end of that back heel from PET after his MLT run on Thursday & buried it in the back of the net from the centre circle.
Woke up this morning and realised I REALLY must not eat Stilton before bed time no matter how much the Vino deserves it.
Onwards & upwards off to find an urban dictionary
I was quite surprised at how empty it was. Itâs the one near Highbury and Islington station. A mix of old men who are always there, students and a smattering of hipsters. One of the nicer toilets in a pub Iâve seen too. It wasnât that awful.
SooooâŚ
The good news - I woke up
The bad news - there are two empty bottles of red on the side and the gorilla took another dump in my mouth at some point during the night.
this is gonna be a long day
Itâs Friday - so thought this needs to be top of the threads
So,whoâs pished,⌠Banta?!
I was but am now sober trying to get pished again
My friday night is your afternoon so I can get pished earlier than you, then be sober for when you are all pished.or I can stay drunk and miss most of the football due to being asleep. I think therefore I drink.
I had a quiet evening in this Friday. Was required after all the drinking this week.
Travelling back up to the 'Pool in a bit. Itâs the longest Iâve spent on the Flower Estates since 1998.
I know, I know, itâs Saturday.
Does being slightly squiffy on Codeine Phosphate count?
Only as much asa it counts for sitting in a car park completely sober being dad taxi
But I know I can cane it when I get home to get a nice hangover before the match tomorrow
Thing is I donât think I could drink when taking these things, fuck they make me feel bad thank God Iâm only taking them before I go to be,
Big Druggy Bob, if youâve got any left I can get you good money for them - down Gosport way.
PM me.
Cheers, Mr 35%
PS, whatâs happened, or are you popping* recreationally?
*not a euphemism for flatulence
Yes, it does. Just make sure you are âpoppingâ on an empty stomach. And twice the recommended dosage 4 hourly will see you just fine (if a little itchy after a while)
My best mate (sorry Fatso) turned up yesterday for a drinking session. Almost whited out around the 8pm mark. Ended up drinking coffee to sober meself up a bit. Ended up retiring to bed at around 3am myself.
Tâwas a good night. Highlight was probably playing Quiplash, which is like a version of Cards Against Humanity in which you provide your own answer (as opposed to picking one from a set of cards).