You should always carry a hip flask just in case.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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you have said this before. I must be very good at pretending to be sober or you haven’t been around for the times I’ve been terribly drunk. But that party you had once and I brought that guy who cried. I was very drunk then. Vodka and cranberry is still something I can’t drink. oh and the nye party in Southampton you had. pretty bad then. You’re just not observant 
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lol
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No hangover. I don’t think there was any gin in the g&ts.
Do you actually know when you’re drunk?
I’ve been hanging out with you for over a quarter of a century and I still can’t fucking tell.
you have said this before. I must be very good at pretending to be sober or you haven’t been around for the times I’ve been terribly drunk. But that party you had once and I brought that guy who cried. I was very drunk then. Vodka and cranberry is still something I can’t drink. oh and the nye party in Southampton you had. pretty bad then. You’re just not observant
lol
true story.
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Ok so I visited The Stable (of pre match drinks fame) today but this time in Kew. SW London. Mrs Bucks availed herself of a new, promotional, mulled cider. Constituent parts: mulled Cornish spice cider, rum, brandy, apple juice and spices.
Ridiculously good and several more were quickly ordered. Has to be done.
I’m slightly pickled on a Sunday night and have, for the first time in years, logged into eBay and bought something. I say bought, I actually won it, which is even better. I can’t quite recall the details of the item I have won, but I know it is a map of some sort. I don’t even have a fucking house to put the item up in! I’m homeless! And possibly about to murder the mother in law as I staying in her house.
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I nearly ‘won’ a full size snooker table once. Drinking and eBay is a bad combination.
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Watch this space.
Ha hey!
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I would say that Brew Dog profits are going to go through the roof but I don’t think 2 pints (the most Bletch can handle!!) is really going to give them that much extra
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Pink grapefruit and rum at the ready 
Now where did I put those umbrellas?
Decisions Decisions
Do I:
A) Go easy or abstain tonight in anticipation of a mega piss up with my Brother in Law on Saturday
B) Drink like Trojan tonight, and pray to god I can face beer at midday Saturday
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You can have a good time without booze CB.
But why take the risk?
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I did have to read you first sentance several times, because it didn’t make sense
Devill’ss backbone IPA,Warsteiner. . . No Punk IPA Alas But The Night Is young. Ha Hey.
On a train drinking coffee now. Boo…
This thread has evolved into
who is shit-faced by Friday lunchtime?
I had a lovely pint of Chockwork Orange Porter at lunch time, I could have done with a few more
Is like a Terry’s chocolate orange?
Did you have to tap it and unwrap it?
Dry here still but about to reach the oasis that is Waterloo.
So, unbelievably met Flyd Owl on Waterloo concourse. Hugs, felicitations and bonhomie flowed then Halo (my drinking partner) and I went to drink and eat. Halo, who had been going down with something on the train (note with and not on) has since decided to bail and go home with infiagnos man-flu.
I’ve invited Flyd to join me but he’s now (was) in Guildford (and can’t be arsed to get a train to see God’s own socialist poet)
Toke’s just liked one.l of my Will Varley tweets so as I’m Billy no mates, I’m going to ask him if he wants to go.
Getting pissed used to be easy.
Anyone in London want a ticket to the Union Chapel?
Just about survived my first week in a new job so homemade pina colada for me.
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