On 3rd G+T having only got back from Zurich this morning and Mrs Mot is out at some book thing, Teenage mutant MoT is hidden away in room doing teenage mutant things… leaving me to watch cricket and drink… Key is to not get too cocky and stop and get to bed before Mrs Mot get back and provides the ‘commentary of unimpressed’ … which whilst legitimate and perhaps even justified, is too much for me after a stressful week
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
Pupa is a great pint, and you regularly get to sup it from the source?
Cunt.
Well a bit of a fail on the post curry pint when the Ayatollah announced quite innocently that Ocado was turning up in15 minutes
She sooooo planned that
On the up side I am now drinking a pint of cask poured Pupa
Few beers in after a few nights of abstention. Feels good.
Cunts!
Weakness Wednesday - the day when we usually say Ahh fuck it and head towards the wine rack
Must admit to a feeling of needing to stroke the tonsils and slivery tongue with some fine wine or a decent dram… but alas, Mrs MoT is demanding I stick to diet as if it were a religion and we the most devout and fundamental of followers… easy to see why folks ditch that shit when their brains develop… now where is the fucking corkscrew?
Wednesday is after all nearly the weekend
Right, just logged on to type Cunts and it turns out I already did.
Literally not idea.
Cunts.
Double cunt?
Well, this is brilliant news for anyone suffering from “higher blood pressure”
All you have to do now is to drink about 1000 bottles of wine a day and you’ll be cured…
(Or did I read that wrong)
Well the planned Chenonceau didn’t happen, however, instead we approached a Pinot noir from Oregon and now we are sorting out a Vacqueyras - buy some £15
1979 Lagavulin distillers edition (bottled 1996)… last couple of drams this evening - its been a good friend since it was purchased in 1997 for £42. Auction sites wanting £1200 for an unopened one as it was that good… sadly Diageo days means todays offerings are no where near… Cask quality is just crap in comparison.
I salute you sir!
Hate you. Sipping a medicinal emergency Grants
Bad timing, but one for when it brightens up
a very nice honey rum and it’s 30% vol so i’m more drunk than expected.
Holy arrgh jeez wtf
OK so at the seniors party. Free Moonshine.
What’s it made from I stupidly asked.
Caramelized sugar yeast and water.
Kourva beat methanol or whatever.
My eyes are gone ffs
Cunts.
Oooh.
A cup of Gluhwein has just been delivered to my desk. Did I mention it is COLD here this afternoon?