Nah the clue was I’d opened a beer not a Chianti.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Have been out with a contact at The FA (client) for lunch and a few afterwards- I shall be having a wee on Oxshott Heath as I wend my drunken way home…none of my brood will pick me up from the station (insert that word @saintbletch says a lot)
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I am in Prague. Our tour guide has offered to take us to a show called “fisting”. I don’t think boxing is involved.
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Prague is fucking lovely. How long are you there for? Drink some Becherovka - that too is lovely.
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Monday. Not seen much of it yet
Make the most of it. If the weather’s good, walk around the castle and, if your legs are up to it, climb the tower of the cathedral therein. Ride the funicular (or walk from the high end of the castle) to the park which has a miniature version of the Eiffel Tower. Climb that too, then go into the mirror maze. Have a coffee (or a beer) at the Café Louvre and gasp at the Art Nouveau decor. Wander round the old town, over the Charles Bridge, back again, and try to avoid the tourists (you won’t be able to and you are one anyway. C’est la vie).
Drink lots of beer, especially Kozel dark beer. Eat big lumps of pig. And sausages. Drink more beer. And make sure you drink Becherovka - it may be an acquired taste, but it’s gorgeous. And unique.
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…or go the fisting show and stay on ketamine until your flight home.
PS Hope the fister takes his watch off for you.
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I wondered why you walk funny…now we know.
We’re at the fisting strip club. I’d like to say two things.
I don’t approve of this sort of thing.
My dick does. What a prick.
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Drink the shit in the sandy bottle you fucking lightweight.
I used to hover over my husband with a plastic bag.
hit the cunt with an iron
wait for him to fall asleep then hit him with a pan
a night in with 4 women .
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5 women including kid goat
This explains a lot. An awful lot.
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I remember going to a skin bar with some work& industry colleagues in Vauxhall- which is now The Little Tea Shop Theatre in
- drunkenly stumbled onto a private room containing “naked people” and have been trying to erase the image since…
I learned a great deal about women this evening.
None of it made me more comfortable.
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Cccccuuuuuunnnnnnntttttttsssssss
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