Friend’s daughter’s 30 birthday party, local club, no beers on tap, bottles of Hobgoblin though 
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
I’m glad you expanded on that, @BTripz.
When the post just said “Friends daughter”, I thought Wayhey, then I thought this might be wrong
Yeah, sorry, my phone suddenly decided to have a mind of its own…
Champagne last night and a large g&t at lunch followed by rum and nimbu pani. I had to have a little nap this afternoon.
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Monday, Monday. Let’s all drink on Monday 
Does a $5 Bottle of Moscato x 2 = 1 Bottle of $10 wine?? 
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Was it a litre or .75 litre bottles
I think they were 0.75??
Was it a Bogof deal?
I’m enjoying my $2.50 chianti.
Its shit but because of the price tastes wondetful
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Counts as 1 bottle then
Resoning being anything less than 1 litre is not a bottle so 2 x .75Ltr botttles do not equate to a bottle
Basic Alcoholic maths
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Ah yes, the Alcoholic maths. That does make more sense now, especially in the morning. Plus, the hangover is less savage, so it must equate to one bottle
No, low price everyday 
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Fuck me I’m pissed!
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Fell arse over head in the bar. No sympathy, just howls of laughter which is fair enough. Banged my knee, fuck it is sore. Silly old cunt.
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Holidays - so drink all the time.
My partner’s IPA
I’ve gone for a organic white wine.
Siesta in a bit.
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No fucking about tonight. Starting with one of these:
Then straight onto the mojitos.
I fear some rum may get annihilated later.
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1/2 way though cooking a fry up.
Just opened a Golden Ale.
Phone rings blah blah Mrs P_Fs bff.
Wife turns to me “guys will pick us up in 5 minutes to go to Krakow OFF Kamera film festival. Lalaland is being shown on the banks of the Vistula river it will be cool and arty”
“Will there be beer?” No it’s not allowed in a public park.
“Will there be seats?” No you sit on the grass silly.
“Is it in English?” Of course not it’s a specially dubbed release.
And that was a fvck of a lot easier than telling her I was gonna watch the football & golf tonight. Now, IPA or Jasne Lager?
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lager first.
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