🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

This evening Kid Goat said she really likes The Streets. I’m done.

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I have learned a great deal about what women will do to each other, on stage, for money.

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Tucking into this port cask finished Abuelo. Lush.

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Wow you’re almost ready for a trip to Bangkok

I done a wine.

UP MY BUUUUUM!!!

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Stress the word “almost”

Yeah, I am grasshopper on this shit. Apparently, it is normal for many stag nights.

You’ve failed the first rule of Prague club. What happens in Prague really is never repeated anywhere. At least that’s what I’ve been told by numerous men who have been to Prague’s clubs.

I went with my sister and we had a lovely time wandering about in the snow. All v tame and can be repeated.

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So that wasn’t quite the ideal preparation for a trip to the brewery today - have three and half hours to sort my shit out

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It was actually as classy as I imagine this sort of thing gets. We saw the fisting show. It was good.

Really really do not need anymore details. As I said what happens in Prague stays in Prague. Happy to see photos of the beautiful city, maybe even a comment on some of the food/beer. The clubs? Nah.

In Bristol instead of London courtesy of a rail replacement bus service to Waterloo.

Is 11:06 too early?

Why not? You’ll be pissed by 11:30…

:wink:

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Any time is too early for that place…

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I am on my way to a happy place (see post on match day thread)

Neil Warnock has just been interviewed on my broadcast. Does he have no eyebrows?

11:06 is 18:06 here and I have been on it a while so no not to early :grinning:

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You leave us hipsters alone. You just don’t understand my people.

I’m drinking Butt Cum (think that’s how it’s spelt)

Great pint

Every time I go to Brizzle I make sure I get a mouthful of Butt Cum

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I told the Ayatollah that is was good for the skin, but she wasn’t having it

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