Sorry to hear that Phil, is a sobering and distressing situation. All the very best of luck to him and his family.
… and sorry that you have been struck by the phantom anonymous downvoter for no explicable reason… how the fuck does DPs post qualify for a down vote? Must admit granting downvoters anonimity allows them to be snidey cowards…
Lightening the load from the last post of last week and positively moving on.
Friday night and have spent too much time commenting on anal1’s erect penis fixation - I think he’s got it in hand now 
Seen off a couple of bottles of South African Cabernet, now washing it down with a inch of remy xo.
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Seen off a couple of bottles of South African Cabernet, now washing it down with a sob of remy xo.
Quality.
Any tunes to accompany it?
Stone cold sober just starting week 2 at the Betty Ford clinic offshore Mlaysia.
And for the benifit of the other new thread there is no porn allowed either as the local muslims ban it.
If you’re not slightly pickled then why are you posting on this thread? Re: Porn. Just smuggle it in your head. Mind you don’t get beheaded by any of Barry’s musloids otherwise it’ll leak out all over the floor…
We are Southampton We post where we like
You lookin to go a bit old school with a bit of Milton agro?!
I can still remember just chanting
" you’re gonna get yur fukin ead kicked in"
“If you think you’re ard enough”
I remember it being followed by “…Milton agro, Milton Agro…”
Ah, the “happy” days of proper hooliganism…
Don’t forget the “… 'ello, 'ello …” bit at the end, Cobham!
I was hammered last night, started off in the Brewhouse and Kitchen (not a bottle of Brewdog Punk Crap in sight) at about 17:30 moved on from there at about 19:00 to the Blue Boar, then the Angel, then the King Charles then home via a mates house.
The Oat stout in the Brewhouse and Kitchen was to die for!
Someone accidently bought me 2 pints of ESB in the Blue Boar and I got told off for stacking so had to neck one of them.
The 49er in the Angel was well good so I had to have some more
Can’t for the life of me remember what I had in the King Charles though.
“The Lodger” arrived Thursday night. He’s staying 2 weeks to play in the MENA Golf Tour events down here en route to try & regain his European Tour playing card, initially started as a favour but has turned into something like golf heaven.
So, a weekend of a few beers, some tourist sites, nothing even close to a normal crazy drunken weekend, except for the stories. It has been an absolute hoot and one of my best (and sober) weekends in years. Being a Gooner looking forward to getting him down Barasti with the lads and so proud that the Bullfrog & Friday karaoke has now been approved & recommended for all visiting tour pros…
Carlsberg don’t do boys weekends but if they did…
Another colleague is leaving so we have been to Brewhouse and Kitchen and taken it down a notch in a weatherspoons in Islington. 5 g&t’s down. I am looking forward to using the 24 hour Victoria line in a a few hours.
Slightly pissed and watching episodes of pointless
living the dream!!
Mrs CF away with Sprog combined with sadness at self imposed exile / restrictive posting /withdrawal symptom… has driven me to drink. I’m fucked 
Ahhh, the new vomit comet…
good luck
hammered and ploughing through TedMaul documentaries
Self one is good but like 4 hours long