A Bic? So common. My lover would be one of these babies
So predictable - a Cunt Blanc - champagne socialist!
Try the Bic, it might surprise you.
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I plump for a Tactile Turn bolt action in Stainless with a fisher space pen refill in black/medium. But then I’m cool. 
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Schaeffer every day…
If we are going into this.
This is my pen of choice. In black as for some reason blue is a bit jarring.
Or any pen I’ve been given at a conference, or the ones from the union or hotels. Well any really.
Gel pens or really inky ones are not for me.
Saints related.
Dubai Krew rock in at #4 in #globalsfc fans pics
Bit of pride in this. I pulled 12 MEGA HOT Chicks that night (in front of the future Mes P_F)
Barasti watching a midweek game 2 days before the Dubai Rugby 7s. The Cheerleaders rock up to do a promo routine. My BFF is the 7s MC isnt with them but had tipped me off about them coming.
Saints win, I suggest to the half dozen or so single lads they should go chat up the manager and ask them to join us.
They ALL Wimped out. So muggins goes.
I walk back into the Franny Benali stand with girls in tow and announce “I’ve pulled” with about 4 of them (over acting) and hanging on to me. A round of applause & future Mrs P_F announces ’ Darling. You can shag all if them. After you’ve shagged me"
So, we set up the photo, the girls have red & white Pompoms- the rest is history.
We were even in a Saints Calendar sold in the Mega Store.
And yes, Mrs P_F is in there, not wearing a Saints Shirt, and (annoyingly to this day) is sitting on someone elses’ lap. He had to leave town shortly after 
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But can you write with it?
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I certainly cant tupe when drinkong it
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Being let out of work early. My manager was practically forcing us to go.
Seeing the downtrodden fighting back against the bullies. An example to us all. Let’s hope the new decade will bring an end to American hegemony, and hopefully see them get their arses kicked out of the Middle East. But i won’t be holding my breath.
Let’s hope Iraq shows some backbone and kicks the US out of their country, enough is enough. They attacked you and killed at least a million of your people, time to stop playing friends…
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This changes EVERYTHING.
I’ve mentioned our Donut chain but this is new and
OH
MY
GOD
Snickers Donuts.
Not enough nomnomnoms to express how nomnomnom they are
Young Adult #2’s boyf is around tonight. As he arrived, I heard tell of a challenge and a potential whipping on electronic soccerball, specifically eFootball PES2020.
He is normally a FIFA man, so I fancy my chances, but I also have to consider the fact that I’m older than he is and a bit blind.
Plus I defend like a naked Polishman in September 1939.
He spent about five minutes rejigging his team while I simply accepted the defaults. I had my goalie sent off for taking out the last man. My team ran out 4-2 winners, with the fourth goal being scored with only ten men.
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Ha! I’m such a useless cunt when it comes to playing FIFA with the kids. My eldest came home from Uni over Xmas and wanted us to team up as Saints in a tournament. I’m used to semi-pro mode (can kick arse on that mode) and maybe pro mode if i’m playing Accrington Stanley. He sets up this tournament for world class mode. The whole thing consisted of me saying sorry more times than Ronnie Corbett and giving away loads of goals, fouls and possession.
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Pleasure derived by looking in the booze cupboard over the weekend and seeing loads of Xmas stock not yet touched as so many guests seem to be reducing their drinking. It will be an ace January and February, for sure.
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Shocked to hear you haven’t signed up for a “Dry January”…it’s for Charidee doncha know.
I can still give money to charity when i’m pissed. In fact, i’m likely to give more when i’m bladdered.
All you puritanical bastards can jump on the wagon. I’m diving headlong into the gin, scotch and sherry.
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Cheeky little swerve down the booze aisle at Lidl this evening to find they have a sale on vino.
A decent drinking plonk Tempranillo for £1.60, a Chateau neuf du Pap £8 and a cheeky French Cab Sav from Atlantic coast for £2.20.
Binge watching stocks suitably replenished
I’ll get some of the cheap stuff for wifes’guests on next trip.
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having the informal residents association meeting cancelled on the day. We just weren’t feeling it.