The one on the left looks better
I hated double deckers
donate to a local food bank.
You say that, but I obviously loom large in your thoughts.
Would you like me to send you some dick pics? *
* And obviously, Blade Runner photo-zooming tech as well.
Theyād only get lost on the way.
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Tsk, Nik.
For the benefit of anyone that does not know the in-joke, @Intiniki is never without her camera.
This one time, not at band camp, I took a picture of my cock on her camera. This was back in the days when you had to get your pictures developed in a shop.
Not keen on having this in her permanent portfolio, she promptly put it in an envelope and sent it up North. It was lost to the vagaries of the postal service.
Of course, this naturally leads to two ribbing opportunities for her and @redjoane.
First, thereās the fact that no-one at the photo development place spotted a cock nestling in Nikkiās snaps.
Next, even the Royal Mail couldnāt find it.
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This is not fake news. Very much happened.
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You may have noticed Iāve been running back & forward to the mountains.
Today another 5am start, was there & back by 10am.
We lost one big order for tours this week because the client refused to believe traffic could be bad and booked another company so they could have 3 extra hours in Zakopaneā¦
It took them 6 hours to get to the airport, flight missed, currently they are sleeping on the floor as there are no rooms available in town and they cant get a flight for 3 days. & have to pay for 6 new tickets.
#unclephilknowsbest.
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The Royal Mail couldnāt find it.
Must have been a very cold day. 
Black Bomber extra mature cheddar.
Itās an annual Xmas treat.
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New guitar strings.
Billy Bragg never sounded so good.
05:30am starts freezing Fog with 10m viz, black ice blizzards- always early over Xmas.
Laughing & happy clients, a stream of glowing 5* reviews on trip Advisor.
Over to Annoyances Thread
What a day more pics in stunning scenery thread when back on wifi
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Finding out about the Bic Cristal 1.6mm penā¦
Perhaps I need to get out more, but this baby writes beautifully.
If you like a large nib and enjoy the feeling of fingertips on baby-oiled skin, then this pen is for you.
True story. Itās great.
Surely not in blue?
I go both ways, @Intiniki.
I have one in blue and one in black.
Actually I have 5 of each - thatās how I roll.
Pure filth.
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Nibs should be thin. You might as well be writing with a crayon.
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I think Bletch has only just moved on from these?
Fucking pen fascists!
Itās 1.6 millimetres, not fucking metres.
Itās like silk gliding over silk covered in polytetrafluoroethylene.
If I had to pick a pen for a lover it would be this one.