I think that story belongs in the Too Much Information thread @philippinesaint , donāt you have any Handie men on board??
we have Mechanics, Electricians, Instrument techs but no Handie men
Discovering your notice period is 1 month and not the 2 you thought. Now just to find a new job.
Iām Job Hunting too! Iām feeling the Muster Of The Vultures in my current position! No-oneās said anything yet, but I think theyāre starting to realise that I havenāt done any work for like 3 months. God knows how they found out! Iāve been so careful! Hiding complaints, shirking responsibility, shredding important documents etc.
I actually had an interview on Friday for New Job. It was shameful how convincing I was. āOh yes, Iām a very hard worker! First to arrive in morning, last to leave at night! Never off sick!ā It all sounded so plausible! Thereās something seriously wrong with me. If I put half as much effort into working as I do into pretending Iām working, I would probably be President or something.
They didnāt suspect a thing though. Fkn Mugs! Iām expecting an offer any moment now to join their exciting company & help with their ambitious growth plans. Poor bastards
So, who is the next big fast food chain?
Iād rather not mention in case they are Monitoring! But youāll be able to figure it out in 6-9 months time when they go Bankrupt rip
Would it be wrong to say that the lack of fried chicken has done that girl a favour?
Just got my Job Offer
Not only did these mugs believe all the lies I told about being Trustworthy Employee + Hard Worker, they even believed the lies I told about how much I earn!
There is one born every minute yo!
Edit: When I start new job do I have to hand in a P60 thing, and will that reveal I lied about my Earning Potential?
Bear is a proper grown-up isnāt he? I feel cheated. Getting married, settling down, improving his job prospects - what a fraud!
Just bought new house too! Itās all awful! I donāt like everything to change, I was Happy!
In full disclosure, it is my birthday today also rip
Now heās also in a higher wage bracket heāll be looking for an independent financial advisor for his investments. I feel sick. Maturity beckons
Happy birthday @bearsy
Happy birthday bear. Treat yourself today. Have a poo on a proper toilet rather than in the woods!
Getting a last minute invite to ANOTHER free golf day
By a potential client who kept bumping off meetings.
More free beer as well.
Happy Birthday @bearsy , did you remember to wake Mrs Bearsy up at 03:00 asking for a blow job?
Happy birthday Bearsy! Hope Mrs b gives you a decent nights kip.
Happy Birthday Bear.
As others have said though, you need to take advantage of lady advances in the middle of the night, especially prior to an exchange of marital vows. Fast forward 18 years and all youāll get in the wee small hours is a bingo wing in the face, snoring in the ear and a nocturnal fart to keep you warm.