We had a little sausage in the garden too today. 
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āIf you take one more photo of me Iām going to have a shit in the dahliasā
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Sheās already done thatā¦and eaten all the dahlias.
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What, you made hotdogs too? 
Iāve been waiting for a new pup pic.
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The utter joy that a plumber has come back to sort the shower.
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We thought you were going to move ?
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Well if this doesnāt sort it that or me training to be a plumber is the next option.
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Confusing the Poles. Telling them Iām not a hero but they shall forever more call me Smiley.
Its plant Veggies day here. Got all the potatoes in neat & tidy moved to the Parsnips seeds.
I spot soil movement in the precision formed line of spuds.
Without hesitation kerthud with the Hoe.
And yep, got the fvcker clean shot.
After a year of traps, experts.
Yep. I got their Mole
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Hitting an innocent mole with a prostitute is not a nice thing to do. Youāre still thinking about Woods and his ex arenāt you 
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The shower appears to be fixed. One chore off my list.
Iāve been given a list of things to get sorted as I work part time. Those full time hours canāt come soon enough.
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First fresh tomato in a mixed salami with English mustard french stick snack and San Miguel Pale pilsen livener
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Youāve broken her already?
Do they do refunds?
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Looks like baby cobra yoga move rather than downward dog.
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Iāve mentioned the Wine Promo. Drinkable Sensi Chianti at sub 2.50 quid much enjoyed by Mrs P_F & her Bestie last night, so went back to restock - all good.
But the BIG Pleasure was finding after the wife spoke to the Tobacco kiosk they now stock my Golden Virginia Tobacco (yeah I know yadda yadda)
Until now it meant a 30 minute 1.70 quid return bus trip into Krakow in the week if I ran out.
Just now need a consistent supply of Branston (the exotic foods shop ran out) and I am sorted
Having a few beer this afternoon- going back to the office to get my laptop & working from home tomorrow
And back to the pubā¦
The extinction rebellion mob have smartened up
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Had a golden moment today at work. Skatemate phones up my junior developer. She had been trying to convince me to put choons on in the office. In doing so, she references Skatemateās preference to listen to the radio while at work in a completely transparent attempt to add weight to her idea.
āOh yeah, what radio station does he listen to?ā. The question is passed along.
ā80s Classicsā, comes the answer.
Before I can say anything, another member of my team, from Southport and with absolutely no dog in the Saints vs Pompey fight, pipes up with āthatās brand new music where he lives, isnāt it?ā 
High fives were had. I have trained them well 
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