😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

Monkey Tennis
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Cooking a roast pork dinner with roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, and trimmings and the Son in law invites half his basketball team to dinnner.
They not only eat everything they politely thank me for cooking it after they finished.

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923

I hope the left something for you. :lou_wink:

924

Me and the kids got in first otherwise I would be having sandwiches round about now :grinning:

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925

Sat outside 9:00pm by the bar just listening to random music tracks

All the grand kids and kids either in bed asleep or out.

And thinking about absolutely nothing.

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Mixed pork and egg for breakfast.

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927

Salami?
For Breakfast?
Burn the Witch!!!

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928

So, c’mon, how many of you woke up to a stony faced stare this morning.
Because you forgot it’s International Women’s Day?
Luckily I’d already organised a trip out for dinner.
:sunglasses:

929

I am going back offshore next week and what supplies I have in the house I am eating because they will not be here when i get back. Plus we will have zero pork offshore so will be remembering salami for breakfast with relish and possibly mustard.

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930

So they have 2 mothers days and an international womens day?

FFS they will want equality next.

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931

Already managed to offend three women at work -not a bad effort

Might keep the “what a load of bollocks” comments to myself whilst I still have some staff and the impending threats of tribunals recede

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932

Tbf we have our own Steak & BJ Day.
Which is always spent on our own

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933

So they want equality recognised and celebrated for a day, do they?

Ok then, the Ayatollah can put the bloody bins out tonight, and I will celebrate her equal opportunity with a beer.

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934

And when is steak and BJ day?

If its when I am offshore you can shove it up your arse :lou_is_a_flirt:

935

This sums up the Polish Male response pretty accurately.

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“I remembered International Womens’ Day, just off to pick some flowers…
Hic”

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936

March 14th, next Thursday!!

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937

I am going offshore that day so will have to ensure I get both a day early.

Although I do enjoy a steak offshore occaisionally

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I will get neither…

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939

Yep managed to get away with it by reminding her we’re out for lunch today at The Rockingham Arms and then on to see “HER” little puppy.

I think I might have got away with it. :lou_wink:

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940

Her favourite bar is running a Mimosa Cocktail promotion so mine got a flower I also got beer as well!

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941

You could ask her on international mens day on 19th November if she could put the bins out.

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