I stopped doing topless photoshoots a long time ago. 
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Real excitement. I had my feet sorted today by my amazing foot lady.
She was so impressed with the appalling state of my heels she made an Instagram post.
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Bus wankering into town to do some Xmas Shopping at the markets before they put tourist prices on
Feeling very smug for having dug my gloves out of storage
-5 overnight but gorgeous day
Fuckin’ pissing down here. 
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Mid summer, i recall Mrs P_F saying “oh i need this for cleaning blah blah”
I replied put that back in the car that’s my ice kit you’ll lose it and then I wont be able to deice the car.
Today.
Can you pick me up from the station?
Nope. I told you not to take my ice kit. The car has about 5mm of ice on every
window
I dont know what you’re talking about.
Yeah whatever car still isnt moving
I thought I had got a tax refund (which is paying for next week’s trip home)
Turns out I got an annual top up for poor people pension payment
How kind. £360
After flights trains & WBA Ticket, still enough for 20kg of goodies from Tesco
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Bright start to the day so I got the old jalopy out for a drive through Romsey and out to Timsbury for a pint of HSB…
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Not really a pleasure, but relatively not so bad.
Following my my minor misdemeanour regarding automobile velocity as recorded under “Annoyances" I have escaped with a Speed Awareness (Driver Retraining) Course having been clocked at the precise maximum for avoiding points.
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So you used your influence and got away with it like a polatician 
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What influence? And, to save you finding it and wondering, a Shropshire mayor has just been banned and fined £3k for drunk driving. It wasn’t me.
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Denial before the fact always a give away 
