Getting dragged to the Mall because MiL needs a new wintercoat
Wander round Auchan and find 4 jars of Heinz Hot English Mustard
(YesI can get it online at 4x the cost and £10 shipping and yes I was gonna do the new thread)
Today was a good day. I made good progress on a jigsaw, successfully stewarded a fireworks display with 1500 attending without a riot, rang a very good touch of 8-spiced Surprise Major and London Surprise Major, enjoyed a superb Beaujolais, negotiated relative peace between warring groups in Wem and Saints won.
Tomorrow I’m aiming for world peace.
Edit today, which was tomorrow yesterday.
About as shit a day as you can get. They call this “life"
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As explained to @Polski_Filip this is the Livener 
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Summoning a typhoon is a bit of an extreme way to avoid your conjugal duty.
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Yes probably
For the WBA game! I got a tax rebate - Imagine that! So running to Abridge to see the kids, head to Salisbury Sunday 7th. Saints Ticket App downloaded and trying to get tickets for the Tuesday.
Heading home from Bompey Thursday evening!
Even splashed out to bring luggage this time
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How can you get a tax rebate you should not pay tax
Why luggage, you know you can turn your underwear inside out. Socks last at least a week as do a black Ts. Just a warm padded jacket. Trust me, I’m a pensioners…I know.
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You are more than one ?
Please explain.
Nice to see someone is awake!
We are working on it carefully without asking anyone at a tax office
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I does that normally - Cargo Pants are great for Ryanairing as well
But Brexit and all that.
HP Sauce, Robertsons Mincemeat, Stilton, Crackers, Bisto, any form of Christmas Pudding Malt Vinegar, are all out of stock here at all the online stores.
No delivery dates available and nah, a Parcelforce box wont get through Customs containing food stuffs.
So take grandkids a present each, return with essentials
At least Auchan had Heinz Hot English Mustard last week. An acceptable stand in
Don’t ask a Schizophrenic that, you might not like the other one. 
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Assisting a blind person walking in tiktok land is probably the best game ever.
Way more personal than Supermarket Trolley whackamole
(Took MiL on bus /tram /walk to hospital for tests while Mrs P_F pays the vodka bill)
Publication day today and the culmination of many months research (16) by journalist Richard Mason and myself, bringing together the life story of my 1958 Karmann Ghia in “Classic Cars” magazine. Runs to 7 pages, even got a front cover. 
Can’t post more pictures as it would be unfair to the magazine while it’s available on the news stands…
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If it was a convertible you’d have made page 3.
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