Where on the womens head is this ?
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Iâm not sure if this should be here or in the annoyances thread.
Having spent the afternoon tidyinng me old jalopy, I thought weâd order a takeaway.
We have a very nice local Indian curry house, The Raja, so I found their website.
I hadnât used their online site before but ordering was straightforward. Collection time 17.45. Looked at my watch and it was just a 10 minute waitâŚvery efficient.
Off I set to collect. When I arrived and announced myself, he said âOh 5.45â.
âYes thatâs rightâ.
I looked at my watch. 
It was only 4.45. 
No problem, he disappeared into the kitchen, leaving me with a complimentary pint of Cobra. 
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Celeb?? You have a high opinion of yourself. 
Nope.
I got nothing.
They on Celebrity Traitors or somerhing?
(Only Sport UK is unbeatable at)
Itâs Greg Davies (Stand up / inbetweeners / taskmaster)
Gregâs mother is funnier
She lives in Wem, round the corner from me. Sadly missed the ceremony last night through ill health.
Greg made a very good impression. He is proud of his upbringing in Wem and his acceptance speech was a very balanced appreciation of the town and great humour.
Apparently weâre going to see ferret racing tomorrow. Sounds good. I need a little excitement in my life.
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Dont forget you need roomy trousers
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âŚ.during our Bangkok By Night tour.
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Yeah. Right.
But the blue ferret escaped from the race tube and ran away. Watching them trying to catch it was better.
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Did they try and Whippet into the tube?
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Were you auditioning for a remake of Last of the Summer Wine?
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When Selena Gomez is the answer to a pub quiz question and youâre the only one that got it correctâŚ
Which 33 year old singer and actress was recently added to the Forbes billionaire list mainly because of her Rare cosmetic range.
Got the answer mainly because of Only Murders in the Building
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Sitting down at the start of a 4 day weekend after an absolute cunt of a week
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