As plans go…
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I’m not surprised. It takes me ages to make one of those. Easier to buy one.
You ket them put your name on TEA!
I had a bet on Eastleigh V Scunthorpe with Eastleigh to win and Forest Green Rovers to beat Morecambe.
I was losing the bet because Swaythling Athletic were drawing at 90 mins but then there was a clash of heads between two opposition players and due to circumstances the game was abandoned, As I was winning in the Forest Green Rovers game the Eastleigh game was voided and Betfare paid out on the single for Forest Green Rovers so at least I got my money back with a tiny bit extra instead of nothing if they had just taken the two casualties off and completed the Eastleigh game.
Archie is now able to talk in hospital…
Swaythling Athletic. If you please.
Not in English? 
Done
Does he still have Peter Brough’s hand stuck up his arse?
One for the teenagers. 
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Let’s educate them. 
Indeed. I don’t think youngsters these day realise the opportunities available to people who have ventriloquial skills tailor made for the radio.
@Polski_Filip can now take half a bottle of Vodka on his Easy jet flight to Bournemouth and not pay the exorbitant prices onboard.
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I could take take 4, but next week will prob be 2, some pickled cucumbers & chillies.
Lidl is 60% cheaper than Krakow Duty Free for Vodka.
A 500ml bottle of water is £3 the other side of security!
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…and they’d be completely lost with black and white snooker on the telly, that’s if they could even find it on one of the only three channels.
Black and white telly is a godsend for us Colour Blind twats. Not that all the Colour Bllind are twats…just me.
And of course Mammy would tune in for you.
