Of course it confuses the American military
This morning I found time to try out our new Jet Washer. Chambers suggested a tough task to see how effective it is; washing three of our grubbiest Chimney lads.
It turns out one them was in fact a 6 week old Squealer.
… fortunately, being Sunday today, it’ll be roasted by tonight. 
Had it’s Mums ribs for dinner slow baked last night.
Nom nom nlm
Funny you should say that…we must have had one before. Chambers reported a little crackling from one of the fireplaces last week.
Neither do I
Just annoying I have to keep leaving 'coz some twonk keeps coming back from work
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Yes about that Phil could you please top up the bar fridge before you leave 
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… and stop knobbing the maids
He should be so lucky and if so good luck to him although Mrs @Polski_Filip may have a little to say about that.
Deadmans Finger Tequila Strawberry Cream…
That is all.
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Pretty sure I’ve seen her on the tinternet
You need to let Eric know - may be a magic Margherita addition
He is having a Pizza?
Magic mushroom Pizza how would he know what he had?
Memories of Cambodia and the Happy Pizza chain…
Order Pizza waitress asks how happy yo wznt?
2 days was more than expected
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Yes that post had some Cambodian in it
To avoid any confusion:
Margherita - Italian queen after which the Simple Pizza is named
Margarita - mexican cocktail usually Tequila, Triple Sec and fresh lime…
You try telling my spellcheck that!