Short term glory, long term pain. Youāve set a precedent, whenever anything goes wrong around the house now sheāll expect you to fix it. Plus sheāll brag about it to her friends and offer your handyman skills to them as well. Youāll be the go-to guy when Laviniaās dishwasher conks out on Christmas Eve. 
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And Iām sure that Lavina will properly thank him when he fixes her dodgy dishwasher 
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āWhatās your favourite opening line to a movie?ā asked my wife.
I thought for a while, then replied āIāve come to fix the washing machine.ā
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Seventh and final Christmas Carol Service/Concert done. Large pizza delivered from superb local takeaway. Quality Italian wine open and vanishing quickly.
Happy Christmas!
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This afternoon I have the onerous task of helping with the official opening of a community pub. I think Iām there to check the quality of the beer.
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I take it this eveningās handing out Christmas Gifts at the Childrenās Home is going to be quite a jolly affair, Santa. Ho Ho Ho. 
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No idea. I delegate the Santa thing.
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Skates held at home by the mighty Fleetwood Town.
Let joy be unconfined.
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Pleased to report pub successfully opened.
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Hooray! After a general moult, and cold dark winter, one of my chickens has eventually started laying again. With a bit of luck, the other two will start again as well, and I can go back to being egg rich.
Possibility of exporting small numbers to Russia, but I suppose sanctions will prevent me from becoming an āegg-oligarch ā.
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JUst seen one of the Polish pre-entries for Eurovision
Song was shit but the Brunette singer wore the MOST inappropriate BDSM outfit and so when it comes to points sheād certainly be given one.
(I tried to take a picture but itās all blurred - bit like me
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Iām watching a Polar Bear play guitar for Comb-over guy while waiting for Rick Astley.
Cut me some slack hereā¦
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Guilty Pleasure
I have seen Rick Astley in concert.
It was epic
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Fucking nailed it.
Fireworks stop I start A 1 2 3 4ā¦
And straight into singing Never wanna give you up exactly in time with Rick
Mrs P_F was gob smacked
(She should read Beeb articles)
And bravo London, those Fireworks & that message & those tunes rocked
Which one?
Was bollocks imho
Fireworks and drones were ok
So not just you but Rick Astley too has forgotten the words of Never GONNA give you up?
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Finding Rocking Horse shit level goodies in any shop here is rare but Lidl had these beauties today.
2nd time Iāve found Salt n Vinegar in 5 years here!
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