Long goneā¦I find wearing a high-viz tabard will get you in anywhere without being challenged. 
First pickle making day of the season (Mrs TB!) - cucumber relish, 5 jars. Just finished last years about a week ago, so very relieved that I wonāt be without for long.
Have to wait 6 weeks though.
Next up is pickled onions - neatly out of those too!
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Young Adult #1 has become an Apiarist through her PhD research- Weāre awash with tonnes of honey and beeswax.
Honey and proper candles for everyone this year 
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Accidentally finding the new Mission Impossible movie online
One of our guys listens to Greatest Hits Radio all day and always enters that āmake me a winnerā competition. If you are unfamiliar with it, it simply involves texting your number to them and hoping for a call back, if selected. All you have to do to win money is say āMake me a winnerā when you answer the phone. If you answer with anything else, you lose. The calls are generally made mid afternoon by the looks of it.
Iāve taken to calling him about 2.30 to 3.00 with a 141 private number. He always answers with āMake Me a Winner!ā The soppy cunt falls for it every time. I then make him miserable by giving him loads of extra work.
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You evil bastard. 
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My cunty back has just afforded me the excuse of laying on my back all day watching the Tour
I can confirm with a high degree of certainty that my back will be fucked tomorrow
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You can call me elitist but I do love my classical music and like to listen to the Proms whenever I can, actually going to the Albert Hall at least once or twice each year.
Tonight was a brilliant first. Beethovenās First, but at one point the conductor stopped the orchestra and, pop concert/festival style, got the audience to sing the next 20 bars or so. Inspired!
Now going to play a very different version of Vivaldiās Four Seasons. itās on BBC4.
And now weaving an Irish gig into The Four Seasons.
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I loved Frankie Valli
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Fuck he wasnāt wearing an Aston Villa scarf was he?
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I went into town by train today
I walked from the station to Old Town.
Exiting the subway into the park is an area where politicos give out leaflets.
A hand reaches out in front of me.
Iām about to say sorry im English when he says tge words
FREE BEER!
Wait.
WHAT?
No seriously, they were handing out free beer, it was cold and it was NOT the alcohol free stuff.
I was so shocked snd horrified i had to pass back the same route heading to catch the train home
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So Phil, where do you get your Coffee every morning?
So true!
Breezing through check in and passport control and security within 25 mins of arriving at airport now esconced in the lounge with Rum and coke and some food
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Sniper School?
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Poland has tefused to switch to tge āeverything in redā weather forecasts.
Just normal temperatures displays.
https://twitter.com/robinmonotti/status/1681248998902882304?t=ubXWLZFqdO3o5648SlrsbQ&s=19
Not the same covid sceptic conspiracy theorist by any chanceā¦ā¦
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Pleasant evening in the bar above One New Change opposite St Paulās after a management strategy day talking bollox.
There was some bloke from a reality show there, but most people didnāt recognise him. I didnāt but am sure he didnāt give a toss.
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Why would he when you have just spunked Ā£3k on his appearance fee
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