One never gets lost
One simply enters areas where the cheap Oppo work phone cannot get a location service for Maps.
Iām sure Maps must use @scotty ex wife
Make a U Turn you idiotā¦
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Lord Slowlaneās noble status was elevated this morning when he attended a coronation. He is to be seen wearing a new crown.
The only downside to this is he yet again had grease the supplierās palm with 750 smackeroos.
Is that the price of a hairpiece/graft?
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You couldnāt afford what I wear on my headā¦you only notice my new crown when I smile.
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At Cheltenham station after a day doing training for some of my team waiting for train down to Bristol for early doors beer 
and doing more training tomorrow 
Ffs you people.
You could have had a week over here, a new crown and saved money for that!
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Nothing dentured, nothing gained. 
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Aināt that the tooth.
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Iām out of here.š¤¦
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Fangs for that.
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Better plate than never.
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Was it done at a filling station?
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Oh ffs - beat me to it 
That last one was a bridge too far.
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You know the drill.
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Keeping the UK - Poland ex-pat product export drive goingā¦
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I met Beata the Dentist 14 years ago.
She spoke great English but I was intrigued by her Dental Assistant so got chatting
She was a Goth Lesbian BDSM Dominatrix.
Have to say every visit wasā¦
Beata was just hot back in those days, still is but just a bit more rounded for my taste now
I needed a Crown back in July last year.
Ā£150.
New Assistant
No pain