Today i was pleased to entertain the High Sheriff of Shropshire.
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Looks like someone out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - not you obvs.
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I was thinking Eliza Doolittle
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Don’t you see a touch of Benny Hill there?
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Definitely an early ‘70’s vibe going on.
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I was thinking more…
She probably had to be high to stand next to you
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She was actually great. Loves wearing the regalia as “it’s so ridiculous”. She used to be a high-powered solicitor in London, gave it up to take up ostrich farming in Zimbabwe, brought a Zimbabwean husband home wit her (and a few ostrich feathers in her hat?) and now works for a property developer sourcing investors.
Have you and Les Reed ever been seen in the same room?
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I can neither confirm nor deny that.
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Shropshire price today 
Supermarkets are apparently making 15p a litre more profit than before the big price rise.
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Malta is in the EU.
Malta has
Breakfast Sausages. they call them, but they are pure bred English Bangers
We have Maltese Clients virtually every day until just after NY Day.
Today’s group brought me Sausages.
I now have enough to make Pigs in Blankets and proper Stuffing for the Chicken/Turkey/Joint of Beef
Sausages are awesome.
In the mountains today wowza weather
Did lunch with my group who bumped into another Maltese group.
The others we don’t like it here we’ve had no good food there is no English Speakers
My lot food is amazing we’ve been so many places we love it. Why didn’t you book a tour.
We looked but thought it was too expensive for us. We had a quote from (yeah me)
Well you saved €300 and ruined your holiday was the reply.
I grinned said hello and loudly said let me show you how to get to the cable car.
Last I heard was a woman shouting at her husband
I told you to book
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All 3 chickens are back laying, after a couple of months of one egg a day!
In a few weeks we will have to start giving away - the two of us eating eggs can’t really deal with 3 a day!
The way things are going, might have to put them on eBay, it might pay my energy bill!
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Wurst SausageFest ever.
It was barely about sausages.
Like the contents of my underpants. More a morass of barely intelligible pubes than a meaty meal!
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My father in law keeps chickens and I am struggling to identify a Christmas present for him this year.
I was looking to get him these:
Would you let your chickens wear this and how easy to you think it would be to convince them to do so?
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Our layers pay the monthly internet bill and enough eggs for us.
Then the Broilers every few months for free meat and the local equivalent of council tax
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I think I am adapting well to my life as a neo-townie
I have discovered that most chores you are asked to do can be done by foot - very eco
There is also at least a 75% chance that it take you within 100 yds of a pub
I now have the bottle bank run sorted - the only danger now is overplaying my hand and offering to go so frequently that the Ayatollah smells a rat.
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