Hire a secretary? 
Fuck that they want real money
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Ah I do know this @PhilippineSaint .
Go down to the taskbar and click on the language setting and select “Moldova keyboard” 
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Yes thanks for that I want spell check in some sort of English
We have staff from Moldova, they do speak English…sort of. 
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Easier to type angry this way
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Due to fucking my back up earlier will have to go and get a pretty little Filipina to give me a massage.
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Will this be the same pretty little Filipina that you fucked your back up on in the first place? 
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No this one will have lots of oils and probably some bigger muscles than mine 
Whatever floats your boat mate, I don’t judge 
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The massuese is coming back Thursday to try and break me again. 
No happy ending then?
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Will be on Thursday the wife will be out 
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Don’t get into a Deshaun Watson style lawsuit.
Oh.
But that meant you could still have a smiley middle
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Taking all the covers and cases off the phone and finding it doesnt scratch when you put it in your pockèt
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Elizabeth Schwab or similar.
No idea who she is or where from, but she just did a cover medley of classic French songs
But holy shit did she ever nail Edith Piaf. Wow, goosebumps moment
Back to the shit steak
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Kidz on way to Ras al Khamiah for a holiday.
Granddaught’s 1st time on an A380.
Does she care?
Nope
Mummy - I can watch ANYHTHING I want!
Grandson found the Star Wars Channel - every movie & show (except Andor)
Mum? Do we HAVE to get off in Dubai?
OMG!
THEY ARE INSTALLING FIBRE OPTIC TO THE HOUSE ON 9TH NOVEMBER
Finally we will have proper fvcking internet
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