Swine!
I am in Zakopane in the mountains. Pop 38k. Pop today 500k. Home of Poland’s NYE.
Utter carnage.
(Obv my skills meant clients have had an awesome day. )
Tomorrow they have the TV Concert thing. Unbelievable, I get out of Van my most hated bloke is doing sound check across the street.
Walk in to town with clients, bloke playing Flower of Scotland on bagpipes
I photo bomb a local Krakow TV News show to snap the presenter irl for @scotty
Mrs P_F’s BFF sees me on TV
Now back in the last available room in town for the night I have beer it is warm & better than a round trip to Krakow before doing mountaining tomorrow
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Good lad 
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Finding out that both Lady Slowlane’s Rolex watches one a Pearlmaster 39 and the other a Datejust 36 have stopped. 
…only to find, after prising off the back plates that they both take the same sized batteries… 10 for £3.99
Job done. 
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Missus on a late shift so currently have a 32oz steak searing to perfection before going in the oven can’t wait 
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32oz ? 
Not normally fond of pretentious food pics but will share later 
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Will give 6/10.
Was slightly overdone, in my defence never prepared a steak over 12oz before, was very tasty but a lot of fat and tricky to get last bits off the bone. Glad I tried it but will stick with a nice 12oz ribeye in future
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“My word, that’s a big one” as the actress said to the bishop.
But, as they say, size isn’t everything ( well, I keep telling Mrs C_S that…)
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I once had a 24 ounce Porterhouse in an Orlando steakhouse.
Took about an hour to finish, with 2 bottles of a good Californian Cab Sav.
They even refreshed my fries & onion rings.
Never forgotten it. Bloody marvellous.
I have a 16oz rib bone in on ice waiting for the right moment…
It’s the decent wine that is the issue!
Was it lead lined? Or did it shrivel up in front of the camera?
Well it was 830g and 2’’ thick before I cooked it, took me half an hour to finish it. Is that not big enough for you?
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You must have a fucking big thumb then.
The steak was on Craggy Island and his thumb wasn’t?
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It was in Father Larry Duff’s car as it went over the cliff.
I have my gear, cheap as chips to rent skis etc and would have tried out my knees.
But the snow is shit fake & frozen and just not worth crippling myself
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Told them it was pln1000 NOT to take photos,after the fall he said ok I’ll pay.
I said no that was the special promotion it’s now 1500
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Yep good call. I’ve got to this age without any knee, ankle, hip problems, no way I would risk making my twilight years one viewed from a wheelchair.
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