How much was this? A little more than 2 zlotis I suspect!
The âOh wowâ was 4 zlotis alone!
Funny that - about a hundred years ago, before people had heard of Poland, a young man working with me spent a holiday there - proudly telling me he had bought a violin whilst there. I said I didnât know you played the violin - I donât says he, but it was only 4 zlotis!
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My transfer to Octopus Energy from my previous failed provider is now complete.
Despite all the horror stories about the price of gas escalating, I ended up with a positive balance at the end of the year, and ÂŁ150 refund on its way!
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I would be interested to see how many people named their babies Kinga after that.
Sheep dip frozen, was it?
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You absolute fucking poof. 
You utter gaylord.
FFS.
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Boo. We donât use sexual orientation as an insult around these parts.
Your post is a bummer.
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I know, I just tried to slip it in by the back door.
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Well youâve been cock-blocked, me old matey, and itâs coming from the top!
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Such innuendo wonât be tolerated, eh? Well, you know what they say⌠âlove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.â
Iâm getting a very Bona Polari vibe from the last few posts boysâŚget yourself a room.
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tbf, all you need to be cock-blocked is a cock. Sexual orientation doesnât come into it.
I love that Dean Martin song. 
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Whoa oh
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âŚcunt tari, whoa-oh-oh-ohâŚ
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Lasagna - I love lasagna
The Ayatollah has fucked off somewhere seeking out Omicron and left me a lasagna
Did I mention I love lasagna?
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And only two more days of staff for 2021
Shit American autocorrect