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Getting out of bed and sitting by the pool with a cup coffee made from freshly ground beans
Friends. I’ve got @intiniki my best mate Matt (sry @fatso ) and football knowledge Lee in my house right now.
There is nowt quite like having people around you that know exactly what kind of cunt you are and yet still attend your family events a quarter of a century (or more) later.
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Realizing the Bear is on holiday while reading Saints Mike Maltese holiday tweets
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#roadtorydercup - means I have to build up the fitness level in my wonky knee, so currently we are in a “Spend an hour on the Beach” programme at the weekends.
And on days like today, when the chop is too much to swim without a faceful of sea every 10 seconds so, just happily floating about…
And watching wobbling boobs bouncing gently up and down in their Biikinis all around… Not a pie eater in sight either
Ahhhhhhh
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Reading Barry’s posts. They often amuse, but the best part is knowing that, whatever vicissitudes may come my way, I’ll never be Barry.
I bet you’ve got Jeremy Kyle on series link record.
A well cooked roast dinner
Sleep wanking.
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Barry who has a wank when they are sleeping?
A wet dream yes but manual handling when asleep ?
I’ll tell you who has a wank whilst sleeping…Les Reed. He’s sleep wanking us into relegation. No ambition, moneyball, downward spiral, soulless shit.
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I’m telling you, half asleep half awake wanking is the way forward.
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Well go on another thread and spout that shit
this is a happy thread so fuck off
You need to sleep wank more often, takes the edge off.
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I really haven’t the faintest idea what that means.
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A one wipe shit. Knowing that actually you needn’t have bothered wiping in the first place (too much of a risk to take obviously)
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Listening to saints win. Under a tree. In a storm. Then getting drunk in a lush pub with mates and strangers.
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Hearing that Redknapp has left Birmingham after 6 defeats on the trot.
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Bloody Mary
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Women who remember everything