Oh he was, thatâs why he went on holiday, couldnât get his mind out of the gutter
Words you so rarely use.
HmmmâŠwe men get such a bad press.
Heâs a four legged dog, itâs different
Greggâs fresh out the oven Sausage Rolls
Yes all the empty space obv.
Later proper pint
Friday Cirry
Saturday Fish n chips
Oh. And a trip to Poundland was completedĂ
How much did you spend?
I have been given a key to the front door.
The kids are off to swimming lessons.
There are 2 pubs within 600m. With Real Ale
Why am I still typing th
Good, but not a patch on our local independent bakery.
Coming up, two weeks of quality time with most of our grandchildren.
(Really looking forward to it, but post is subject to change depending on mood of grandchildren. )
Monday morning trip to Reeves the Baker booked for Monday morning.
Fresh Jumbo Sausage roll & Lardy Cake
Itâs really uplifting to see how much your diet has improved since you landed back on our fair isle. Those foreigners eat such filthy muck.
âIf it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.â
© Phil the Greek (RIP)
You astound me. Iâd have thought youâd book it for Wednesday evening.
Thanks @lifeintheslowlane, ordered yesterday, arrived 10 minutes ago, ears irrigated and I can hear again!!
Update #1. One family now coming for a week. Two other families want to catch up so will âdrop inâ for barbeques (yes, plural). Took out a mortgage at the butcherâs. My legendary skills over the coals are going to be tested and Iâll be a little busy.
What a day!
Grandson did exactly what all my clients do on a tour
We did Lemurs & Squirrel Monkey walks, Tigers were up & about, we ate ice creams & shared a baguette for lunch in the Sunshine
We did bus + tube as the only time he goes on a bus itâs with me
And I had a Red Bull.
Epic.
Iâll be at SMS Superstore briefly tomorrow about 13:45
Then maybe a car boot in Bompey Sunday
You do realise the whole of Essex will be in Bompey on Sunday.
As LITSL points out, Bompey might be best avoided this weekend. Lymington boot sale is on Sunday, decent bootie.
What is happening in Bournemouth the weekend then?