Usually best applied with a liberal splashing of ignoranceā¦
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Moules Mariniereā¦I love 'em and so went our lunchtime at The Horse & Jockey, Denmead where we met friends for a convivial couple of hours.
It happened to be the biggest bowl of Mouliesā¦up to my armpits, I just had to count the empty shellsā¦
62 biguns. 
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Possible the only dish that Les French Fries are completely perfect withā¦
Lucky sid.
I am in a contrary mood today, Mrs P_F & Mum both on diets so I stopped on way home from Crapper viewing to pick up a Jalapeno & Bacon half & half Hawaiian Pizza.
Just thought Iād aenrage everyone by having Pizza with Jalapeno, Pineapple & Anchovies.
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Yep there was a bowl of chips tooā¦perfect, although the dogs has most of them. 
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MOULES MARINIĆRE
In large mussel pot with shallots, white wine, garlic with fries on the side (add chilli for 50p)
Ā£13.95
Very reasonable Ā£13.95
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Anyone want some free weekend breaks into the EU?
Simples
The logic?
Ireland.
Irish Sausages = nearly British Sausages but from inside EU can bring them back here.
And talking shit about travel experiences?
2nd after golf stories tbh
Sounds good. Mrs S and I are fish/shellfish fans. Get a delivery direct from Cornwall every few weeks, including a kg of mussels for Ā£6.95. Bargain. Theyāre cheap because during lockdown demand collapsed (and now they canāt export to the EU either). Sadly, they were throwing away tonnes every week: they had to be harvested before they got too big and heavy and broke the ropes on which they grow. Disgusting waste.
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Good point - shall send forth the Ayatollah to get some for starters tonight
Smash burgers for mains - apparently this is the only way to cook burgers - we shall see
You make Burgers out of packet based dehydrated Potatoes now?
Eugh
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Itās the only civilised way.
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Wrong wrong wrong.
A Burger needs egg, bacon, mushrooms, onions, lettuce jalapenos as well as tomato & a patty.
Jalapeno, Tomato sauce & Mayo
Tbf mine will probably have all that - I usually make a chipotle Mayo
If doesnāt need egg - it is not a breakfast
A fried egg maybe or better still a strong garlic sauce 
I have an allergy to garlic.
My substitute is to chop up pickled Cauenne & Jakapeno chillies mix them with Mature Cheddar & add on top when I flip the burger.
Nom nom
We have a sauce here.
Just called Jalapeno which is very similar to Thousand island but with a great kick.
One of my best finds.
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At least. Donāt forget the pineapple and anchovies.
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Crappers day 3.
We leave 3 hours late. Chickens to kill 
We have to be back by 3pm uk I say. No chance is the reply. 3 B&Q style places AND IKEA to visit.
Fvck off itās the 1st Saturday IKEA has been open for months.
We HAVE to go so we can order blah blah
Fvck.
We drive into IKEA Car Park.
It looks like that trailer for Army of the Dead.
Iām sure Dave Bautista was on the roof shooting the thousands of Zombies trying to get in.
Oh fvck that says Mrs P_F
Get In!
Home in time for kickoff!
I avoided saying āI did mentionā¦ā
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Cool.
A pal of Mrs P_F pinged her that Starlink Satellites would be visible tonight.
Clear sky for a change so went out & about 5 mins later than expected WOW.
Obviously a new launch 1st orbit
Appeared as a blur near the Moon that then looked like a Comet and then Santsās sleigh then like a train going by.
It was seriously cool
Note: I have misgivings about all the space junk up there before all this stuff but
1 it was cool
2 if it falls on my head someone in the family can sue someone