Oi! Stop casting nasturtiums - that man in an obscenely floral shirt isn’t here to defend himself …
I have seen you pass money across a bar…not sure for what reason though…
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Favours from the bar staff usually. This normally involves getting follically-challenged cunts who happen to live in Surrey ejected and barred.
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Been there and on the receiving end you follically hirsute bastard
I still can’t see the join in the hairpiece though
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Ernie Wise lives on in me, though not in my legs.
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Tea Ern?
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You should see me cooking breakfast.
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Oh happy days …
There is only one Sotonian with true running away from the bar bill credentials…
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Scanning more old negatives today and found this one…it’s from 1978 when I rescued Lady Slowlane from her locked room in the turret of a local Castle.
I put a curse of the Castle and finally, last month it fell into the sea. 
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Ah Geoff Hurst’s old gaff
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Not often you get a bill for a Laptop upgrade cheaper than expected, after my 5 year old Lenovo refused to boot up. £130 for replacing the old hard drive with a new SSD including cloning the old. Boots up and ready to go in 20 seconds.
Thoroughly recommend Widenet Computer Services in Romsey…always quick, reasonably priced and reliable.
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We tried getting outside my local tonight, there was a queue, we gave up
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What REALLY annoys me, but was a Little Pleasure for them is the Grandkids have been on staycation in Suffolk this week.
Monday lunchtime - Pub Lunch
Tuesday- English Malt Whisky Distillery
Wednesday Beach meh
Thursday Brewery
Friday Vinyard.
And the little buggers sent me pics from all of them
And here? Lockdown rules eased - Nurseries & Pre- School are now open
The kids may have enjoyed it less as they only drank juice.
Not talking to my Daughter since her pic with a pint of Ale
I have spent a very pleasant afternoon/evening in the beer garden of my local, 1 pm start, arrived home at 8! My first trip to a pub in over a year, celebrating a mates 50th. Was a great afternoon, beautiful weather and a really good turnout, caught up with loads of people I hadn’t seen for ages. I discovered that pints of draught bitter, after a year without, is a totally different proposition than the occasional few bottles while sitting in my armchair watching the Saints play havoc with my blood pressure. I may have been a tad over-refreshed but I managed to walk home down the lane. I was fucking glad when the key went in the door though!
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There’s no e in gaffe, unless you’re Prince Philip. 
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