First beer since early January.
Ringing Sky to try and get a WiFi booster, and end up getting £40 a month off my current bill with box sets added in
Mate just pinged me asking for any old snaps from our first days in the sandpit.
I start with my greatest away day, perhaps the greatest away day of a Saints fan ever. The Swat Valley Pakistan - home of the Taliban. I climbed to the Afghan Border wearing a Saints shirt & Reeboks & carrying a Kalashnikov.
I let rip with it at a boulder on the border (the ridge line in the last pic. I missed the boulder, and that mountain
Lived the dream.
Fuck me, they let you join them with that haircut?
They had to mullet over first
Congratulations you have won today’s Internet with that
Fuck me its Ron Jeremy!
Umm, you want Ron Jeremy to fuck you?
Before Tiger came along, my sporting hero.
Earned the nickname Both for my village team after turning int him frommy normal Chris Tavare to win a game in Birmingham.
Finally got to meet him at the golf obv.
And no, it was actually my rebellious phase. I was getting/fighting Corporate America shit all week long usually and in retaliation I went full feral. Taliban lunches and mullet. I won.
It was also a front cover on Computer News Middle East xxx take aim at the competition.
Marketing team in Paris went berserk.
Marketing VP in US simply said " brilliant", this is what I call creativity
That was sweet
Enjoy.
Glorious afternoon at Slowlane Acres. Chambers took a lovely snap of Lady Slowlane and myself for the album…
Is that a stammock?
No it’s a very large custom made deck chair. We are of a normal stature, Lady Slowlane a sylphlike 5’8" in her heels and I 5’9" in my Alan Ladd stacks.
Is a stammock a place you sleep in the garden if you have a speech impediment?
…and the boy wins a cigar
Just booked my Covid vaccination - next Monday at 6:20pm.
Doesn’t your painting in the attic get rid of your ills??